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Lately, it seems to be the power to collect mini-samples of whatever I'm eating or drinking all over my eyeglasses. This power seems to be at its peak within 5-10 minutes after I've just cleaned the damn things.  I can tell it's a super-power, and a tightly-focused one at that, because I'm not getting food or drink in my hair, down the front of my shirt, stuck to my earrings, etc. It's always just my poor glasses which suffer. Could whichever of you decided to bestow this super-power on me kindly take it back now? Believe me when I say that while I love you unconditionally, I don't think I'm worthy of using your gift to do good. In return, I promise to rescind any unwanted, uncalled-for superpowers which I may have bestowed on you while letting the cats chase radioactive bugs around the house, etc. Thank you. 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Unseen, not unheard
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Unseen, not unheard
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Aw cleome. I used to hate cleaning my glasses too. And sometimes it takes a bit of effort to make em all clear again.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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I've learned to "see through" the specks on my specs. It's my version of x-ray vision.
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Better stick to clear soups... and practice until you can manipulate your power to cover the supervillain's glasses.
Imagine what Eyeful Ethel has to deal with, now that Geoff Johns & Gary Frank gave her eyeglasses.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Gen X > Space X
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Gen X > Space X
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I can (almost) see clearly now! The spots are gone!! Thanks, Friends. 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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I can (almost) see clearly now! The spots are gone!! Your new superpower: channeling Johnny Nash.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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I can (almost) see clearly now! The spots are gone!! Your new superpower: channeling Johnny Nash. Or Jimmy Cliff. His version was quite good IMO.
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