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How very polite

I have a lot of admiration for Justin Trudeau, particularly for his diverse cabinet - and he marched in the Pride Parade!

Blaze thinks Justin Trudeau is a cutie! And Blaze usually does not like older men.

Well I do wonder if I could get a job teaching at a Canadian university ... I've been hesitant about the international job market ... but maybe that should change?

I visited Canada when I was ... 12? Did my dirty sinful business to non-scrambled porn for the first time in a hotel room.

Visited there again decades later on my birthday and had sex in a hotel room! (with my wife) Yay Canada!

Canada isn't better though - just look at Canadian football....

I knew one jerky dude from Canada. But I'm sure the rest of 'em are okay.

This confirms my long held theory that cleome knows Justin Bieber!

No, the dude I'm thinking of had better hair and a worse personality.

Also, remember I'm nearly as old as at this point. So my foul betrayal at the hands of this Son-of-a-Wendigo probably happened when Bieber was still being brewed in Satan's laboratory.

What is the one thing Canada makes more of than any other country?

Canadians!

Is that where they all come from?
Another mystery solved by Quis!

And now we see more about Cleome's long standing mysterious relationship with Bieber...

Morraine Lake, The $20 View. by Derek, on Flickr
We have a lake that Parks Canada fills with Blue Gatorade.

Can your Prime Ministers/Presidents/Kings do this?





Just like his dad could do it too.

Ew. That just does not feel necessary to life at all.

This, on the other hand, feels incredibly necessary to life.

I think the band Of Montreal is pretty cute. But... they're actually Yankees.



Whenever I hear the line, "We made love like a pair of black wizards," I totally think of two gamers in group therapy. (Warning: song contains the f-bomb, so don't blast it at work, eh?)




Now that I think about it, the band The Pursuit of Happiness is Canadian. So I guess it all balances out in the end..

Logically because there's a Canadian band called the 'Pursuit of Happiness' there should be an American band called 'Peace, Order and Good Government'

Sorry that was a joke for all of you who've ever written that particular essay in a Canadian High School history class.

Warning: clip contains science some may consider inappropriate for a Thursday.

I love that he didn't even ATTEMPT a seque. He wanted SO BADLY to show he could answer that question.