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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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How very polite
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I have a lot of admiration for Justin Trudeau, particularly for his diverse cabinet -
and he marched in the Pride Parade !
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Blaze thinks Justin Trudeau is a cutie! And Blaze usually does not like older men.
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Well I do wonder if I could get a job teaching at a Canadian university ... I've been hesitant about the international job market ... but maybe that should change?
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I visited Canada when I was ... 12? Did my dirty sinful business to non-scrambled porn for the first time in a hotel room.
Visited there again decades later on my birthday and had sex in a hotel room! (with my wife) Yay Canada!
Canada isn't better though - just look at Canadian football....
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I knew one jerky dude from Canada. But I'm sure the rest of 'em are okay.
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This confirms my long held theory that cleome knows Justin Bieber!
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No, the dude I'm thinking of had better hair and a worse personality.
Also, remember I'm nearly as old as
at this point. So my foul betrayal at the hands of this Son-of-a-Wendigo probably happened when Bieber was still being brewed in Satan's laboratory.
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What is the one thing Canada makes more of than any other country?
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Is that where they all come from?
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Morraine Lake, The $20 View. by
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We have a lake that Parks Canada fills with Blue Gatorade.
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Can your Prime Ministers/Presidents/Kings do this?
Just like his dad could do it too.
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We have a lake that Parks Canada fills with Blue Gatorade.
Ew.
That just does not feel necessary to life at all.
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This, on the other hand, feels incredibly necessary to life.
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I think the band Of Montreal is pretty cute. But... they're actually Yankees.
Whenever I hear the line, "We made love like a pair of black wizards," I totally think of two gamers in group therapy. (Warning: song contains the f-bomb, so don't blast it at work, eh?)
Now that I think about it, the band The Pursuit of Happiness is Canadian. So I guess it all balances out in the end..
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Logically because there's a Canadian band called the 'Pursuit of Happiness' there should be an American band called 'Peace, Order and Good Government'
Sorry that was a joke for all of you who've ever written that particular essay in a Canadian High School history class.
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Warning: clip contains science some may consider inappropriate for a Thursday.
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I love that he didn't even ATTEMPT a seque. He wanted SO BADLY to show he could answer that question.
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at this point. So my foul betrayal at the hands of this Son-of-a-Wendigo probably happened when Bieber was still being brewed in Satan's laboratory.
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That just does not feel necessary to life at all. 
