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Doctor Fickles diagnoses you with Quadrophenia. Five pence, please. 5p? You must be the full shilling, right enough. I'd forgotten you're part English, Rocky Which bit Rocky? Checks Rocky's stiff upper...lip...you guys... really...minds like sewers...
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Once some Mormon missionaries stopped me when I was in Harvard Square. They asked me what I knew about the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter-Day Saints. I told them how it was founded by Joseph Smith and that later Brigham Young led them to Utah. Also that polygamy had been an issue with the church. They were amazed and asked me if I was a Latter-Day Saint. I said "No, I just know a bunch of history." and then walked away.
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The name itself, Latter-Day Saints, just sounds so... poetic.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I'd forgotten you're part English, Rocky Which bit Rocky? Checks Rocky's stiff upper...lip...you guys... really...minds like sewers... My great-grandfather was born in Barnstaple, Devon.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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I have heard Devon is beautiful
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Devon is beautiful.
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Hot damn. That perked me up.
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Though it's spelled differently, Barnstable, Massachusetts, is named for Barnstaple, Devon.
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Staples are more stable than paperclips
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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A staple is one consonant away from being stable.
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Consonants are very important
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Fanfie will like this.  In Words With Friends, I call a hand with all consonants being consonant-pated. The opposite is a vowel movement. 
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Vowels are also very important.
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Fanfie will like this.  In Words With Friends, I call a hand with all consonants being consonant-pated. The opposite is a vowel movement. LOL Thanks, Rocky. Vowels are valid, but bowels are foul.
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It's good to know one can always fall back on poop humor. 
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Truly the most reliable form of humor.
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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Apparently the first time a toilet was heard on American TV was on "All in the Family"
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That sounds interesting. We often hear flushing on TV.
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Both the1939 and 1964 New York World's Fairs were at Flushing Meadows in the Flushing neighborhood of Queens.
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The Queen of Spades in my playing card deck has a small crease.
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Marsha, The Queen of Diamonds was a villain on the Batman TV show. Marsha was played by Carolyn Jones, who also played Morticia in the Addams Family TV show.
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Tempus Fugitive
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The Queen of Spades in my playing card deck has a small crease. I'm sure I saw an "I confess..." thread for whenever you're ready.
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After you, thothy 
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Ah, but I don't have a marked deck of cards 
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