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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/24/25 03:52 PM
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Time Trapper
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Yemen, because it's further and stranger.
Would you rather learn fencing or archery?
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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I would love to learn both. But archery as I can practice it alone.
Would you rather drink plum wine or coconut wine?
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Plum wine. I dislike the taste of coconuts
Would you rather be in a snowstorm or a hurricane?
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Hurricane. I'm used to them!
Would you rather date a virgin or someone experienced?
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Wanderer
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Someone experienced. I dislike training people. I feel like I should have a "You must be this experienced to get on this ride" sign when I'm meeting people
Would you rather have a mimosa or a bloody mary with brunch ?
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Mimosa. Tastier IMO.
Visit the Sahara or visit Antarctica?
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strange but not a stranger
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The Sahara. I do not like the cold.
Would you rather attend a free private concert of the Beatles or the Rolling Stones? (when the groups were in their prime)
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Humanoid from the Deep
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The Beatles for sure.
Would you rather have Morgan Freeman or Tom Hanks narrate your life?
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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Wanderer
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Morgan Freeman. It would seem more epic to me
Would you rather have the proportional powers of an elephant or a spider?
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Spider. Just because I can imagine what they would be like.
Would you rather raise your kids in the big city or on an isolated farm?
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Big city. I am not big on isolation and would prefer my kids to have access to food, culture and people in a big city.
Would you rather be lost in space or lost in time (assuming the appropriate survival equipment and ship)?
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Space, slightly easier to get back home.
Would you rather have almond butter or cashew butter?
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Cashew butter, I guess. I think it's creamier
Would you rather have a shot of tequila or a shot of vodka?
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Tequila. It's getting rarer.
Would you rather watch a war movie or a detective movie?
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Detective movie
I like the suspense (and I'm not big on war movies)
Would you rather be the headliner of a short-lived comic book or a supporting character in a long-lived comic book?
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Supporting character in a long-lived comic book. Less danger. I think...
Would you rather travel through the Sahara or the Middle East?
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(Isn't the supporting character MORE likely to be taken hostage?)
I'd pick the Middle East - as I'm going with some friends to Israel and Lebanon this summer.
Would you rather work for someone you respect or someone you like?
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Depends on how big a supporting character you are.
Ma Kent has been pretty safe so far...
Someone I like. Though a lot of people I like I also respect.
Would you rather be a single parent to your biological child, or be a married couple raising an adopted child?
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Married couple raising an adopted child
#1) I'm not big on the biological reproduction imperative
#2) adoption works
#3) I am not raising a kid by myself. That sounds c-r-a-z-y (for me)
Of course, the mythological husband shall remain unknown
Would you rather be a cyborg or have green skin?
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Cyborg. Green skin is just skin colored green. Cybernetic limbs could make you super.
Would you rather go dancing or or to a bar?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Go to bar. I prefer talking to people over dancing.
Would you rather watch a movie or go to a club on Saturday night?
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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Watch a movie! My dancing days are behind me and clubs are not as intimate as I prefer when I'm out and about
Would you rather try food you've never had before or eat food you've never particularly liked?
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Try new food. Who knows, I might like it
Would you rather be underdressed or overdressed?
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Wanderer
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I'm generally underdressed so... let's try OVERdressed this time!
Would you rather do a job interview over skype or phone?
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Skype. The face time helps.
Would you rather visit Pakistan or Zimbabwe?
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