Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board the late november wasps are buzzing

Except for the one I killed today!! Keep your stinger-covered ass outside and let naTURE DO ITS JOB, IT IS FREAKING MID TO LATE NOVEMBER, I AM TRYING TO RESPECT LIFE AND JUNK AND STUFF MORE AND BE A BETTER PERSON OR WHATEVER AND YOU ARE MAKING THAT IMPOSSIBLE, WASPY !!

The Sid thinks sting-y, buzzy flying things should make great cat toys.

Whereas I'm not interested in dragging him to the vet with some giant tomato-y abscess for which the emergency vet would probably charge a freakin' grand!

Luckily the last one to get in the house found a 1/4-filled glass of lemonade, fell in it, and drowned before any cats could find it for fun-times.

Oh good, this is just one of Lash's weird lil rants. I was worried he was getting poetic.

I have enough beer in me at present that I can only hope he takes that as a challenge.

I myself don't drink beer, but I did once write a scene in an Avengers fanfic where the Wasp and She-Hulk shared a bottle of expensive red wine.

Awww... I love them as drinking buddies, or a couple, whatever. So cute. Where's this fic, by gum?!

To clarify, I wrote them strictly as drinking buddies. I generally don't do slash.

And, yeah, they work great as BFFs. We have Roger Stern to thank for that.

As for where the fic is, I'm afraid it vanished when the site hosting it shut down years ago. Sorry, Cleome.

But if you'd like, I could try to re-write that scene from memory and PM it to you.

Aw... it's okay. If you work it into your other Avengers stuff, I'll want to check it out.

They'd be kind of like Wonder Man and the Beast out on the town, I bet. But with more lady-conversations. Or maybe Jennifer would just geek out about law while Jan worked on some fashion sketches and everyone else in the wine bar looked confused.

I remember Jennifer kind of became my fictional stand-in around that time. I had her dating the Black Knight, whom I've had a crush on since forever (SHE asked HIM out on their first date, BTW. Proactive, I made her.)

MY teen ANGSTY poetry notebooks can be easily retrieved.

I bumped the Wax Poetic thread. Does that help any?

I will recite my angsty masterpiece THE CHEESE STANDS ALONE if pressed

I always wondered about all the interspecies dalliances in that poem...

I have three wedges of chees in my fridge: cheeses threesies.

I should really see if it's still edible. It's all been in there a while...

Would you put cheddar on thoth returning from a curd-ling adventure to the fridge? Read all about it in Forever Blue. For Mature readers.

Has the cheese been abandoned by all those it loves? Why is it left standing alone at the end of the world?

Read all about it in the next issue of Dairy Comics!

I had to disrespect more life today as more inside wasps were found. I need to figure out how they are squeezing through well placed windows. Insanity.

I have the same problem with Jehovah's Witnesses. They show up. I whack them with a rolled up newspaper. Somehow they keep getting in.

just killed another one that was buzing aROUND THe KitcHEN LIKE IT FUCKING OwNED TH PLACe. It's almost December. used up all my wasp spray on that one--!!!!!

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/03/23/r...asps-and-their-nests.html?pagewanted=all

pretty sure this is what I need to know

Don't forget that the can can (pauses for dance) be used as a bludgeon as well as a projectile.

FTS I ain't studying those one way tickets to Stung City, I bought 5 containers of wasp spray today

Lash can put his ashtray hurling skills to good use!

And have killed a wasp already yes. I can't blame the wasps for being confused, temps 30s to 60s, from day to day.... Confuses me too waspy, but DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I fear for you two if ya ever come into contact with a wasp or hornet nest. trust yer olde buddy Lash, hey don't give a shit bout how good a dancer ya are. And they are notoriously humorless and hard to hit with a blunt instrument....