Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board FONDLED OR MURDERED

Because, since my hand doner was a murderer/serial fondler, my new left hand is going to do one or the other to you. I can't be held responsible of course. if you state your ;preference here, I will do my best to see my left hand follows your direction. it might be helpful to state your preference of area to be fondled too. as well your preeference of way to be murdered.

I'd like to be foot rubbed by your new paw, while we watch a Hands of Orlac/ Mad Love double bill.

This would clearly link into the Foot Rub thread sparking a massive Legion World crossover.

MY LEFT HAND LOOKSFORWARD TO IT-- !!!!!!!

Does it? That means you got the hand of...



The Ten Eyed Man! Man, you'd have thought his hand would be all stinky rotten, since he's been dead since Crisis.

You haven't been hanging around those back alley, super villain organ transplant labs again have you?

oh no hahahahha

Listen Lash, whatever you do, don't show off your 5 eyed hand around Ibby. Ten Eyed Man snuffed it right beside Kole in Crisis.



So, if his parts survived, Kole's would have too...

Ibby: um, thoth...you seem to have...uh...breasts today.
thoth: Yes, LASH gave me the address of Continuity Corpse Labs.
Ibby: So, your breasts are from ... the dead?
thoth: Sure are! Dead comic characters. These are Kole's!
Ibby: What? Waaaaaaahhhhhhggg!!!!
thoth: Ah c'mon, we're just adding something extra for the fondling part of Lash's thread.
Ibby: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhggg!! Not listening! Not listening!!!

non responders go straight to the murdered pile, of course.

He probably shouldn't take up a career as a proctologist.

*sob* WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO?!?!?

Kole... Kole...

*clutches the page where Kole dies in Crisis and goes off to the corner to cry*

I was murdered by Lash's cereal killer hand while peeping in Mrs. Eugenia Coxon's hard aport. I don't regret a moment of it. Grrrrrooooowwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllll!

My....my cornflakes...moidered!

so maNy prefer to be murdered rather than fondled!! MY FEELInGS!!!

Fondled... TO DEATH!!!

once you've been fondled by Lash's new left hand, what else is there? You might as well let it murder too.

oh nass. LASH is going to moider us through singing

HE cK YEAH!!!!

I can think of worse ways to die.

YOU'LL BE TOUCHED WHEN LEAST YOU EXPECT IT!

Touched by an angel! What a heavenly feeling!

That was a typo. Lash meant to say "You'll be touched where you least expect it." Although both are true.

Another contender for classy threads started by me!

You know it's bad when Georgia Satellites actually classes up the joint!

When I was told that Legion World was classless, I joined up thinking it was a future utopia. But I think they just meant it had none.

The when is very real. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to see a strange man with his hands down my shirt... And I wasn't even drunk at a party!