Hmm... I'm a bit worried that Fickles isn't watching this.
I mean... what if she doesn't learn that she shouldn't go skiing on poop lagoons and then she falls in and come springtime there's nothing left of her body?
LOL

I can't believe I missed this post.
Fortunately, EDE's worries were unfounded. I don't do any type of skiing.
It does remind me of a funny bit from MST3K:
Narrator of cheesy b&w skiing documentary: "'SHEE-ING', we are told, is the correct pronunciation."
Joel Robinson: "Yeah? Well, you're full of skit."