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Originally posted by MLLASH: Originally posted by Nardo:
[b] Matter-Eater Lad should choke on water and die.
The only good Bismolian is a dead Bismolian.
Look it up. Ah... Nardo's just practicin' for his big appearance in Matter-Eater Lad: The Series!
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Great Googily Moogily! It's all coming back to me now...must've been that self-induced hypnotic block....the Prodigous Jamm. Absolutely nothing redeeming about that character. I mean, even Plaid Lad has some laugh value but not Jamm. What kind of Jamm was he anyway? I saw him as more of a jelly.... 
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Hmmm. Jamm or Lori Morning? Well considering Jamm's appearance didn't last long and there is still a possibility of that stupid little tween showing up in The Legion, she gets my vote best left forgotten.
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Not to dredge up horrible memories, but what happened to Lori Morning anyway?? I don't seem to remember what happened to her after she was hanging out with the Time Trapper.
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She got the H-Dial; she joined Workforce; the H-Dial got smashed during "Widening Rifts". She has not been seen since. 
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Shhh! Don't let DnA know there's another character out there they can pull in. I'm hoping she imploded in the Rift. Probably not but I can dream can't I?
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I heard that Lori left the Work Force after Brainy took away her H-Dial to repair the rift. She went to the planet where Koko was. Turned out the planet has a mystical aura which gave Lori fur and a tail. She married Koko and they had a baby named Cubby who will grow up to be the Time Trapper. I guess that makes Lori the future Trapper Keeper.
And Lash, you are absolutely right... Jamm did exactly what I would have done (on a smaller scale of course, I would have had all the female Legionnaires nekkid). It just goes to show you how badd of a character he really was. Not even him making women get nekkid could save him.
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Lori was last seen at the funeral for the Legionnaires who "died" in the Rift incident. I firmly expect she will be redeemed as a character when she returns, hopefully with McCauley's fortune (not to mention Lester) in tow!
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If they do bring her back, please, please, by all that is holy, SORAS her.
Before any of you think I was making a very bad comment SORAS is Soap Opera Rapid Aging Syndrome. You know, where an actor, usually a child, goes away for the weekend and comes home a full grown adult while their parents are still the same age. Used daily in soap operas around the world.
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She should reasonably be at least 13 or 14, right?
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Too many jokes... Must resist temptation... Don't want to annoy any Southern posters...
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
She should reasonably be at least 13 or 14, right? She was nine when the Lost entered the Rift so if she was close to her tenth birthday and they actually aged her over the year the Legion was gone at the most she'd be 11. Still too young in my book.
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I thought she was shown celebrating her tenth birthday back when she was still physically a twenty-year old. Add at least a year since that issue, the year the Legion were lost, and some more time passed since the Legion returned, and I don't believe 13 or 14 is unrealistic.
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I think you are right Eryk. In Legionnaires #44 they celebrated her 11th birthday. A few months later the Legion was trapped in the time stream (by Lori) and when released it was noted that Lori emerged from the stream looking younger than when she entered. But no mentioned (that I recall) was ever made of her age or if it had changed.
This was all about 3 years (our time, roughly 30 issues) before Legionnaires was cancelled. So your estimate is a lot closer than mine.
Still doesn't make me like her or want to see her show up.
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Hmm... so maybe we'll get Jamm's appearance reprinted in a TPB alongside the Fortress Lad story and a few of Lori Morning's starring issues?
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Roll Call!:
Jamm
Fortress Lad
Lori Morning
Koko
No way could Proty be part of this crew! Proty rocks!
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Hey! The "O" in the title of this thread is really a "0" (zero)...!
(This must be a secret encoded message meant just for me...!)
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I for one am happy Devlin O'Ryan got wiped out of existence...
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Most embarassing? The name 'Radiation Roy'. I mean the guy's powers weren't bad, but that's the name he came up with? And kept? Lame, lame, lame.
I like a lot of characters on this thread- Krypto, Proty... I like the idea of a male siren, but Jamm *was* shudder inducing, and not in a good way.
I absolutely despised preboot Atmos. He'd get my vote for most hated, if we're offering that up as well.
But to answer the question "Who would you erase from Legion history?", I'd have to say the Progenitor.
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I wouldn't mind the return of Lori Morning if all the chronal energy she was exposed to gave her the ability to alter people's age. And then she 'matures' herself and takes a trip to Baaldur....
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what about that geeky kid from Grell days?
Flynt Broj or something like that. Levitz used him too. annoying little git...
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
A self-defeating thread.
Who would you like to erase from Legion history? Who's just too embarassing to even make jokes about?
My vote goes to Legion applicant "Double Header" - one guy, two heads, and the heads were always fighting with one another. He was an ugly cuss, too. I resent this!
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Yeah! I've been told I'm much better looking than he is!
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Sissy! You never could fight!
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