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There's magic in the music! just ask the members of the LMB's newest boy band!

Who's who?

Seth Geronimo (the Indian) founded the group. It's mostly made of LMB alt IDs I think!

MEET THE BAND!

It's time to delve into just WHO or WHAT the individual members of MAGIC NIGHT really are!





SETH GERONIMO is the most recent addition to the LMBverse! Jewish/Native American underwear supermodel on the rise Seth is well-known to fans of the Lash/Peebz super gay married thread. We knew he had a talent for looking hot in undies and pretending to be a sex-robot, but it was his singing and dancing that make him a triple-threat!

It may surprise some of you to learn that infrequent poster Su (88 posts so far) is playing the part of our cowperson! (pause for gasps)





And boy can s/he sing and dance!!! So much terrific!!!

For the construction worker, we needed someone who oozed sensuality, was cool with facial hair, and looked good in a hat. A round of applause please for our very own Eryk Davis Ester!

And the rest!

Starring Rockhopper and Nostalgia as our Biker and Soldier boys!





But there's someone missing you say, jerking your head from left to right to make sure, making you look like you are being assaulted by invisible gnats. Well settle down there, crazy! You're right! Someone IS missing. FInd out who it is-- SOON ENOUGH.

And now, meet the final member of MAGIC NIGHT... that's right honkies... I borrowed my friend Lois' race-switching machine! The Cop is ME, race-switched MLLASH (AKA Curious Black MLLASH).




Will you MARRY ME, just AS I AM RIGHT NOW?!?!? Or are you some sort of racist homophobe, whitey?!?

MAGIC NIGHT will be addressing such touchy issues on our upcoming album! BUY IT-- if you aren't a racist homophobe!!

So when are we dropping our hot new single?

I so want to photoshop this with everyone's real heads. Where's MEL when you need him?

Here, my pal Jessica plays our demo, aptly titled MAGIC NIGHT! It's an ode to friendship!

Just be sure to get my good side if you do.

I fear EDE's ambitions for a solo career and Nostalgia Lad's super-controlling girlfriend wanting a say in the band's direction will be difficult obstacles for the group to overcome.

I had been in the band. I was the appliance repairman archetype. They kicked me out because of my crack problem.

Fear not Quis, I've got you covered. Stay tuned....

Introducing the rival boy band looking to knock Magic Night off of the charts: The Rotten No-Goods!



Mr. Dave Hackett, Cobalt Kid, POV and the former Magic Night keyboardist (now drummer) Quislet Esq.! These punks will stop at nothing to get to the top. No scheme is too underhanded for them, no low too low to sink. Magic Night better watch their back!

There's only one way to settle this...a battle of the bands!

Sentients, do NOT pull Pov's finger.

Things are about to get even crazier as the LMB ladies aren't pleased with this sausage-fest on the charts. In response Fanfic Lady, Emily Sivana, Fat Cramer, Cleome and Thriftshop Debutante form their own band: Imra's Ponytail!

Emily Sivana and Cleome are now bleach-blonde tarts!!! Oh noes!

BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My race-switched vocals are still tops!! I'm very soulful, because I'm from Memphis!!

(busts out singing MAGIC NIGHT)


Magic night - good friends all around you
It's a magic night - magic sure will find you
So let's all try tonight to feel love
Coming from inside each other

I'm not feeling much love coming from inside all of you!!! You all must be h8rz!

Cobienies?

Maybe they need to go to a Magic Night Party.

Sorry our band was too busy thrashing one out at the dive bar downtown. Cobie actually defecated on stage for the finale. It sounds gross but the crowd ate it up. Not literally of course.... OK, maybe literally, it was a pretty scummy crowd.