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Sometimes I still can feel the tremors and smell the musk of that wonderful mass-ovulation of women and gay men, and also lots of bisexuals and the more iffy lesbians.  I heard that so much musk has been released by your fans over the years that it has caused the world temperature to rise by 0.35 degrees Celsius, and is directly responsible for 3 twisters a year.
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Few knew about Shawn showing back up at this time, begging Cobalt for a place to stay, or $20 in exchange for washing Cobalt's shirts on his abs, whichever. Court documents are sealed, but rumors persist that Shawn was paid a sum of about $500,000 in exchange for signing a nondisclosure agreement about his time with Cobie the Kid. ![[Linked Image]](http://i.imgur.com/H2OMBZm.jpg) Ennui set in on Cobalt Blue, despite being the world's highest-paid male supermodel. He missed his first true love--- the music industry. His nigh-limitless wealth insured studio time and the assistance of anyone in the industry he wanted. Six months later, his next album was released. ![[Linked Image]](http://i.imgur.com/iIsAUfzm.jpg) YO! COBALT BLUE RAPS! would stun the world with its street lyrics, white-boy soul, and dope beats. ![[Linked Image]](http://i.imgur.com/uIqijLbm.jpg)
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AS IS WELL KNOWN BY EVERYONE, COBLT BLUE would go on to become the best-selling rapper of all time, inspiring legions of white-guy rappers for lifetime afterwards.
And then, he gave it all up for a high-profile Message board posting gig, where he inspires thousands of Cobienies to worship and create threads honoring him to this day.
Last edited by MLLASH; 12/18/15 05:46 PM.
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As is known, but I like to heart it told anyway!
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So we have Cobie to blame for Vanilla Ice and Asher Roth, eh?
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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In the same way one might blame Da Vinci for Rob Liefeld!
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In the same way one might blame Da Vinci for Rob Liefeld! >Gets into time bubble, goes to the Vatican in 1513, slaps Leonardo (hey, I'm not getting into a fight with a young Da Vinci), tells him that all of the perfect people he painted ain't got nothin' on Cobalt Blue, and that Mona Lisa was just pinin' 'cause he hadn't been born yet. Returns home... notices other post. Oops. <
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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GA Iffier Lesbian! ![[Linked Image]](http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d7/sdeet/75407.jpg)
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The key to seducing the top brass of the man haters club is to avoid the iffier lesbians! Usually they're dressed like Yellowjackets!
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"Cobienies Assemble!"![[Linked Image]](http://i.imgur.com/rL1CH0X.jpg)
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