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With obsesity in the US a worse problem than ever, overweight kids need a super-hero they can relate to!
And a metahporical villain they can blame their social angst/problems on! Excellent idea! I hereby nominate: Burger King, Ronald McDonald, The Colonel, Jack in the Box, Carl Jr., The White Castle Queen, Wendy, the Coca-Cola Kid, the Taco Bellringer, Middle-Aisles-of-the-Grocery-Store Man, the M&M/Mars Manhunter, The Hostess Twinkie, Kool-Aid Kid, the Domino Monster, the Hot-Dogger, Dairy Queen, Sonic the Hell-Hog. Heh, I could go on and on with this one, most of the Super Villain names are already made up for you and they already have millions of victims! 
Is that a moon?
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I forgot, to add some "Doctor" names. Villains quite often seem to be doctors for some reason.
How about Dr. Dunkin' Donuts? Dr. Diabetes?
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"Super-fatassing...fight the evil corporate dieting gurus. Saturn Girl used to have a little junk in the trunk after grell left the book. Oh well, que Cera Cera...Kesh. 
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Gimme some of that honky tonky space-badonkadonk.
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Superboy Prime would be at least 42.7 times more interesting if he super-fatassed a few of the Legionnaires, rather than throwing stuff through them and ripping them apart and stuff.
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If someone reliable reports that Prime resurrects a hundred dead diet gurus just so he can kill them all again, I hereby swear to break down and divert my scarce funds from donuts back to DC's Johns-Crisis-Fest-O-Rama.
That is all.
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"IIIIII like big butts and I can not lie
you otha brotha's can't deny....."
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Or, as Spinal Tap put it:
Big bottoms drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
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Fat bottom girls you make the rockin' world go round....
get on yer bikes and riiiidddddeee!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Would she have to change her name to "Phat-ass Girl"?
...but you don't have a moment where you're sitting there staring at a table full of twenty-five characters with little name signs that say, "Hi, my superpower is confusing you!"
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I always thought Tinya was the fatassed one of the girls. That's why she chose to wear the flared pants, so as to draw attention away from her thunder hips.
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I've heard all the jokes about how us fat folks can't see our own feet, however... uh, she does have feet under those bell bottoms, yes? 
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What bell bottoms? Those are tights!
JK!
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A likely story! 
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Swollen ankles, a common side effect when Bgtzlians cross over to Earth.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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That's probably due more to combating crime in impractical footwear. On the plus side, you could go barefoot in those pants and still get into the good restaurants, because nobody would ever know.
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