This whole thing would be a lot more entertaining if it was a Jimmy Olsen story played for laughs!
If Earths were hats for another gender, Jimmy would try them all. And we'd get dances too!
I don't understand all these earths. Things should be simpler so that I can understand them. I'm going to go read something less complicated, such as titles published by competing comics companies.
Don't tease. A future Wolfman will use that post to faff around with things again in a decade or two. Didn't the reality shaping powers of the Green Lantern letter column teach us anything?