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Have you checked to see if your tiger is stuffed, on wheels and with a looped tape of purr noises?
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How coulld you suggest such a thing?
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Is it really out of the realm of possibilities?
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Would you believe my tiger got offended?
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Does your stuffed, talking tiger like to read Calvin and Hobbes for more stuffed tiger exploits?
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Wasn't my tiger the inspiration for the character of Hobbes?
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Wasn't Thomas Hobbes the inspiration for the character of Hobbes?
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Since no one knows the true age of Ibby's stuffed tiger, couldn't Thomas Hobbes have been modelled on it?
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Wouldn't it be strange if Thomas Hobbes had been morphed into the stuffed tiger?
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Ibby, does your stuffed tiger come out with things like "In the state of nature profit is the measure of right" and "I remember the Bishops' Wars?"
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Would you believe that my tiger, who is not stuffed, is also incredibly intelligent and has managed to trace thothkins' address?
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Who can't follow the giant neon arrow in the sky, leading to the squinty ziggurat where I hang my slippers?
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Are those delightful little bunny slippers with pink bows really yours?
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Don't you think they look nicer than the ones I had made out of Hobbes the stuffed tiger?
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Is that why Calvin is headed over to your place with a bazooka?
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Shouldn't Calvin have spent more time in therapy as a child?
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Did he get the bazooka from Bazooka Joe?
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Could he have built the bazooka himself?
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Wouldn't it be handy to ask Bazooka Joe for some gum to hold the bazooka together?
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How useful will that gum be when the bazooka starts heating up from being used?
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Is it going to be used to fire more than one giant gum ball?
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Would you prefer the gum ball, the missile, or the giant vial of a rare flesh-eating virus?
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Is the gum ball less tasty than the other two?
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Why don't you taste them all first?
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Aren't you going to tell me what flavour they all are first?
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