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Let's make little rocks the way Fred and Wilma made Pebbles.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Have you ever wanted to sleep with a virgin? Well, now's your chance!
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"Hey baby, yer mother's std cleared up. Lets party!"
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I haven't shaved down there in a decade. Wanna see?
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I'm told I have exquisite taste. Want to find out for yourself?
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Hey Baby, your scabs or mine?
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"Hey little lady! This is my son Burt and this is Gretta, his Slammin' Salami Mommy! Wanna join us?"
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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"Want to taste my version of Paul Deen's Deep-Fried Butter Balls?"
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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"Let's see if my cock and your butt are good fits for each other."
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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"Wanna eat cake out of the back of my truck?"
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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"Hey Baby, you're as pretty as a drag queen!"
*My wife gave me this one.
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Wanna help me shave my back hair?
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Hey babe, lets you and me go to my place and you can shave your initials in my butt hair.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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I haven't shaved down there in 20 years!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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"Would like to Smurf me with your Smurf and let me Smurf your Smurfs?"
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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"You don't believe in science? Cool. Ignore what the VD clinic says about me too!"
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"Hey, I work at the VD clinic. So I can get you a free test anytime you need it."
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"Hey, I know you're a lesbian, but that's okay, because my penis is tiny!"
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I fart a lot during sex. That is why I wear copious amounts of cologne.
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