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48. Dev-Em is really in the Witness Protection Program. They shrank Galactus and stuck him up north to hide him from Giant Robotic Lesbians.
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49. There is no 49th secret
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50. But the 50th secret is that Quis is secretly a telepathic dolphin from 123 years in the future sent back to prevent the loss of the New Coke formula. He failed and is now in permanent exile here in the past.
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51. rickshaw1 promised never to tell that
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52. Pov selects People magazine's sexiest man alive each year.
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53. The LMB server is secretly powered by hundreds of space hampsters running on wheels.
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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54. Fat Cramer is anorexic.
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55. There is a special hidden rank for 1000000 posts
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56. Several female and at least two male Legion Worlders are up for the lead role in a movie about the life of Agnes Moorehead.
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56a. At least one of those male Legion Worlders regularly use "Moorehead" as part of their drag name.
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57. Eryk Davis Ester actually has Good luck. He's even luckier than Gladstone Gander. He just pretends to have bad luck so we won't ask him to pay for everything.
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58. Ibby is actually the secret trapper that caught the giant killer crock in the Phillipines.
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59. Rickshaw1 was the inspiration for James Bond, Tarzan, the Lone Ranger, the Phantom, Batman, Zorro, Blue Beetle and Captain Planet.
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60. All LMBers have evil twins. The Time Trappers banish them to Earth-4 when they are born, which is why Earth-4 is so darned miserable.
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61. Elva Bird Breast is not loaded with steroids. It is, however, loaded with anti-aging chemicals. It's why several members here seem to never age.
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62. The LMB Men Swimsuit Calendar was so controversial that the United Planets bought every copy and supposedly destroyed them all.
Others say the calendar was so hot that each copy spontaneously burst into flames.
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63. The poster formerly known as Matter Eater Lad...has ulcers.
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64. The Space Canine Patrol Agents have trackers on every feline on Legion World. Fat Cramer has dedicated herself to stopping their tyranny.
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65. Fat Cramer's real name is Thin Elaine.
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66. One LMBer secretly is the inventor of chocolate pudding.
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66. He Who Wanders doesn't actually wander much. Most of the time he just stays home.
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67. I wrestled in vats of chocolate while in college for money. But after a week and only $11.37 in tips, I changed to Jello. Tips went up the second week... to $31.98.
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69. The revolving Legion World Logo on the homepage is actually the Death Star hiding from the rebellion.
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70. Indian Lad is Pakistani.
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