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Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #830520 12/05/14 11:16 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,226 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,226 Wouldn't you like to know? I just got tested and I'm clean, baby! That smelly discharge is NOT contagious. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #895631 04/27/16 04:19 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I don't let just anybody "Like" me on my [redacted]. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #895815 05/01/16 04:41 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina "Excuse me... I have to say I think you are the most beautiful and lovely woman I've ever met. May I buy you dinner?" Why's it bad? Never heard anyone say that to a woman in my life, it must not work. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #895842 05/01/16 02:27 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Myg - Andy S Wanderer Myg - Andy S Wanderer Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Originally Posted by MLLASH I love you. Take off your pants. Another reason to miss MLLASH

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #895909 05/02/16 03:39 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Myg - Andy S Wanderer Myg - Andy S Wanderer Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico You make my tongue hard

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #895914 05/02/16 05:14 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I've hidden three Goldfish™ crackers in different places on my body. Guess where? Last edited by cleome49; 05/02/16 05:14 PM. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #898031 05/28/16 04:59 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR If you're nice to me, I'll let you have a cameo in my fumetti. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #907473 09/02/16 04:40 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,608 The waters off eastern Long Is... SharkLad Wanderer SharkLad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,608 The waters off eastern Long Is... Pass the gravy, sugar... Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #907491 09/02/16 09:33 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... The sex will be so great that the neighbours will be having a cigarette when we're done. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #907545 09/03/16 05:44 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Myg - Andy S Wanderer Myg - Andy S Wanderer Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Would you like to be pounded like a piece of veal?

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #907548 09/03/16 05:59 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies "One more drink and you'll be gorgeous!" The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #907592 09/03/16 02:15 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,226 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,226 Wouldn't you like to know? I've already drawn a picture of us doing it. Want to see? The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #907637 09/04/16 06:15 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Myg - Andy S Wanderer Myg - Andy S Wanderer Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico You remind me of my great-aunt. I love my great-aunt.

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #907640 09/04/16 06:20 AM Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 6,692 Los Angeles, CA Kappa Kid Humanoid from the Deep Kappa Kid Humanoid from the Deep Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 6,692 Los Angeles, CA Are you Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for. Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #907649 09/04/16 09:06 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Myg - Andy S Wanderer Myg - Andy S Wanderer Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico If I were a serial killer, you would totally be my type

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #907673 09/04/16 01:18 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina "So, ummm... I have acne on my elbows and it scabs over but that's just a loveable quirk. Lets get it on, sugar cone!" Last edited by rickshaw1; 09/07/19 05:06 PM. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #910014 09/20/16 01:50 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Myg - Andy S Wanderer Myg - Andy S Wanderer Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico I don't even mind the blood

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #910023 09/20/16 02:41 PM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,349 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,349 Medford, MA My mother said I could stay out past 11 if I just check in with her first.

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #975067 08/08/19 07:05 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina My mother said I'm handy. Or was it handsy? Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #976284 09/03/19 03:30 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina "I'm good to go. That Imodium reeeeally works." Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #976291 09/03/19 04:20 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,226 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,226 Wouldn't you like to know? "Nice dick?" (I get this probably once a day on Grindr...) The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #976882 09/16/19 06:14 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina Just respond... "Bad Richard". Hilarity will ensue. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #976912 09/17/19 02:17 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,226 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,226 Wouldn't you like to know? Tee hee. I also get "oh, you're an Asian and top? I didn't know that was possible." (tops are, well... the one giving. bottoms are the ones taking.) and I always go, "oh, who do you think tops all the Asian bottoms over in Asia?" The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #977403 09/28/19 07:47 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina "I wanna play connect the dots on your backne!" Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #977802 10/09/19 11:18 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Myg - Andy S Wanderer Myg - Andy S Wanderer Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico "Your bowel movements are so regular, it's sexy"