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I remember some incredibly raunchy ones that have been used ... to try to pick me up!
I will not dignify them or sully Legion World by listing them here. (yes they are THAT bad)
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Penis--it's what's for your dinner!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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I remember some incredibly raunchy ones that have been used ... to try to pick me up!
I will not dignify them or sully Legion World by listing them here. (yes they are THAT bad) The ones used on me were very direct and to the point, but no less creepy!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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 Hey, Cutie. Ever done it " Double Trapper"-style before?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Tempus Fugitive
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My favourite recent anti-pick up line:
"You’re the one woman in the world where a man would put Rohypnol in your drink and then leave you in the pub."
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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The drunker I get, the better you look
Last edited by Viridis Lament; 10/04/13 08:04 PM.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Time Trapper
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Being an absolutely horrible person in real life, here's one that's worked on multiple occasion for me
"Hi, I'm an artist, I'd really like to draw you some time"
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Tempus Fugitive
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Here's $50. By the time you've drunk your way through that I'll not look so bad.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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"Can I pull on your nose hairs?"
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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"I bet you won't even remember me in the morning." (someone actually used that on me!)
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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"Just hold still and don't talk. Otherwise you'll ruin it for us both."
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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"You talk too much. I know something else your mouth could be doing..."
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Tempus Fugitive
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"C'mon up for a dance. You've got to start losing that weight somehow."
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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"You're hot. I'm not. But hey, opposites attract right?"
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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"Hey baby, want some cream of me?"
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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I heard my sweat smells pretty good. Wanna try?
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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"You can stick your hand in my Treat bag anytime you want to, Baby!"
Last edited by cleome47; 10/30/13 11:20 AM.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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"Yeah, this fake tan goes ALLLLLLLL the way down. Wanna see for yourself?"
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Tempus Fugitive
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Tempus Fugitive
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"You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween."
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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"Does this taste like chloroform?"
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Tempus Fugitive
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Tempus Fugitive
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Wanna see somerealfireworks?
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Unseen, not unheard
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Want a hotdog for your buns? I'll throw in some mayo.
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