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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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*Coluan Aptitude and Intelligence Quotient Exam.
Let's hear 'em, 6th-level (barely) sentients!
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Too much caffeine and sugar from cramming for the exam the night before.
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Humanoid from the Deep
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Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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Leader
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I forgot how to derive the proof of the Riemann hypothesis.
Last edited by Klar Ken T5477; 08/17/14 06:01 PM.
Next time we have a DC/Marvel crossover, I want it to take place in the Hostessverse
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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I was reading Lardy, Cobie, and Fanfie's Avengers reviews instead of studying.
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I answered all questions with "this piece of information is useless, hence I did not bother acquiring it".
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I couldn't spell, "aptitude."
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I thought the name was spelled "Kwerl"
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Brainiac 5 manipulated the testing committee into failing me, because 12.56 years ago I called him an 11th level intellect.
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I couldn't spell, "aptitude." Bah! Coluans totally have "appitude" rather than "aptitude"! They've got an app for each skill! (Believe it or not, I corrected like three errors in the title of this thread before I posted it!)
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I couldn't pronounce the acronym of the test name.
I still can't.
I keep reading the "I" as an "L".
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Tempus Fugitive
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Such tests are meaningless to my effector level 1 intelligence! Lower numbers are better, right?
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Legionnaire!
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I was hungover and my stupid bestfriend who took me to the space-party the night before and was supposed to drive me didn't show up so I had to ask my step-father who wouldn't stop asking me why I smelt like a brewery and didn't have a #2 space-pencil so it wasn't fair and I should be able to take it over.
I'm Winthian and should get double points.
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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If the purpose of the questioning is to obtain answers, then these are already available in the Global Database Network.
If the purpose is to establish whether or not I know the answers to the questions... Well, that's extremely silly.
Therefore, the entire endeavor is unworthy of my time. In fact, the time spent replying to this inquiry alone is a waste of...
Wait! Is that Laurel? I'm 'out of here'!
Laurel!!! Wait up!
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Tempus Fugitive
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COMPUTO sits the Coluan Aptitude and Intelligence Quotient Exam.
Question 10:
If you start with three Luornus and disintegrate one, how many are you left with?
Answer 10:
350 as she is now Duplicate Damsel.
"GAH! This makes no sense! I will kill the fleshy examiners and their kind!"
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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^^That does bring up the interesting question of what level of intelligence Computo was at. Higher than Brainy, presumably? As high as Grax?
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The door failed to automatically open for me. It was covers with primitive markings which were indecipherable.
"Pull"
Faithfull
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My dog peed on my research
First comic books ever bought: A DC four-for-47-cents grab bag that included Adventure #331. The rest is history.
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Something else else got stuck in my teeth. I spent the entire test period trying to remove it.
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