Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board 11,000 Legion World Secrets finally revealed

26. "tomato" is a code word for .....

27. I still haven't given up my scheme of getting all of cleome's will for myself.

28. An invisible thread contains the names of all LMBers who are suspected to be LSV members. It currently only contains one name - Braal Janitor.

Posters whose names are on this thread have access to most Legion World facilities suspended, including access to the cruisers, majordomo, recreation room, storage tesseract, gym and spa, flight rings, and the Infinite ATM with its never-ending supply of money.

29. Even when I am not actively posting, you are still actively breathing me in...think about it.

30. The air gets JUST the right temperature whenever Tempest is around!

31. The LSV is secretly working to take over the LMB.

32. If you click your heels three times, you will be transported to the secret stash of peanut butter.

32A. Only JIF counts, though.

32B. The Peter Pan preferring minority is growing

32C. The redneck Time Trapper magically expectorates tabaccy juice into all peanut butter not JIF throughtout time!


*I'ma Time Trapper. I'm evil. How did you not get that?

33. All our ID cards are made of bacon.

34. No one actually has their original ID card anymore.

35. Because we all use the cellular trim ray, we don't need diets or workouts. The gym is mostly for flirting.

36. All the women here secretly got together and turned the bathrooms into sauna's for the gals. They got the money for it by turning the guy's restrooms into cubicle movie theatres.

37. Although the drinks at SHAKES and Cafe Cramer are ostensibly free, both establishments are funded by the proceeds of recycling done on TW waste products. So keep recycling, folks!

38. The all Mongolian Horde Flirting thread will eventually be the top thread to rule them all.

39. If you push the secret button, you will make the bidets squirt milk.

40. Cleome and I call anybody who pushes the button "Frank", in an obscure reference to the 90s TV show Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

41. The Legion World cafe serves frankfurters and meatballs on Gay Pride Day.

42. Giant Robotic Lesbians hold a karokie singalong every tuesday night on the Bits O' forum.

43. Most other LMBers don't know I'm actually an android in disguise.

44. The Gay Green Giant is actually bisexual.

45. Outdoor Miner has never worked in a mine before. He just thinks the word "Miner" makes him sound grumpier.

46. Reflecto got in between two full lenght mirrors and hasn't been seen since.

LOL!

47. Invisible Brainiac's seven selves are actually all normal-colored. He just uses his powers to make each be a different color of the rainbow in order to fulfill the terms of his contract as spokesperson for the Gay and Lesbian Alliance of Space