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The Litter Box #806880 05/03/14 08:53 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Since Teeds made a valid objection to having poop jokes in the Shout Box, I thought Legion World could use its own poop joke thread. So here we go... Ever heard of the incontinent rock-and-roll-loving hillbilly musician? He invented a new musical genre: CACABILLY! Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #806965 05/03/14 10:23 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society Originally Posted by Fanfic Lady Since Teeds made a valid objection to having poop jokes in the Shout Box, I thought Legion World could use its own poop joke thread. So here we go... Ever heard of the incontinent rock-and-roll-loving hillbilly musician? He invented a new musical genre: CACABILLY! Huh. No shit? Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #806966 05/03/14 10:24 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 LOL He did write a song called "Up Shit Creek". It's sounds kinda similar to "All Shook Up". Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #823423 10/03/14 09:58 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Y'know, it occurs to me that the kids who did the Twist back in the day are now senior citizens with constipation problems. "Let's poop again Like we did last summer Let's poop again Like we did last year Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #824419 10/10/14 06:09 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley I fall into feces Each time I pee on you again I fall into feces Now can I just use your can? The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #824446 10/10/14 08:37 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 LOL Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #825343 10/17/14 04:29 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 "Feces on the grass, alas." "I ain't no stinkin' fecal matter." Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #825725 10/22/14 12:16 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I've just gone through "House on Pooh Corner" Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #825749 10/22/14 05:42 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 LOL Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #826338 10/28/14 09:28 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,267 Cincinnati L lancesrealm Wanderer lancesrealm Wanderer L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,267 Cincinnati I was playing a game with my 13-yr-old a few days ago. He did something unpleasant to me and I called him a coprolite. He understood it and thought it was funny. It now seems to be the family insult. Coprolite is fossilized feces, btw.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #826339 10/28/14 09:32 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,267 Cincinnati L lancesrealm Wanderer lancesrealm Wanderer L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,267 Cincinnati Speaking of poop, did you know wombat poop is cubical? I have no idea how they manage this. Their excrement looks like little brown dice with rounded corners. I guess if wombats gamble, they're really shooting craps, huh?

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #826366 10/28/14 02:00 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,094 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,094 Wouldn't you like to know? Maybe nature evolved them that way so they have easy access to a pair of dice... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #826684 10/31/14 06:51 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 To the tune of Marvin Gaye's "You" (or, rather, Three Dog Night's typically hammy cover of that same song): Poo Also called excrement It is so pestilent And no one can avoid the thankless task of making it I smell poo-oo-oo-oo... Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #863228 08/04/15 12:16 AM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Horton hears a Poo! Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #863244 08/04/15 07:35 AM Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 6,692 Los Angeles, CA Kappa Kid Humanoid from the Deep Kappa Kid Humanoid from the Deep Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 6,692 Los Angeles, CA Knock knock, Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? You eat your poo? *ducks from tomato* Last edited by Nostalgia Lad; 08/04/15 07:35 AM. Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #913226 10/15/16 12:05 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 "That's poopy. P-O-O-P-Y. Pestilent, offensive, odorous, putrid, and yucky." Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #913269 10/15/16 03:13 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 "It's Laxative Sam!" "Yeah, Laxative Sam! The roughest, toughest, poopiest, smelliest, gol-durn shittiest hombre that ever battled constipation. With one flush, I flood the whole nation!" Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #913275 10/15/16 04:10 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Originally Posted by Fanfic Lady "It's Laxative Sam!" "Yeah, Laxative Sam! The roughest, toughest, poopiest, smelliest, gol-durn shittiest hombre that ever battled constipation. With one flush, I flood the whole nation!" "Eh...what's up, Doc? Say, have you ever thought of goin' into bizness manufacturin' fertilizer? I can be yer partner. I'll supply the Mexican food, and you'll pump out the fertilizer." "Say, fer a long-eared varmint, yer okay. It's a deal. Let's shake on it." (Much later, Sam is all skin and bones from pushin' it to the limit, while Bugs is rolling in money.) "Hee hee hee hee...ain't I a stinker?" Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #913309 10/16/16 06:12 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... Having just spent ages dealing with a litter box incident, I am unamused by this thread... so there. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #913317 10/16/16 06:48 AM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Good thing you didn't read the April Dumaka litter box joke in the Legion forum's Akka thread, then! Oh, hang on a minute... Well, if I tried to please everybody, I'd have to change my name to Brianna Michaela Bendis. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #913323 10/16/16 07:19 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth: cue a thread... Fickles:...where we all... thoth:..complete each other's sentences... Fickles: ..even though we're little talking heads... Quis: ...in separate rooms! "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: The Litter Box thoth lad #913330 10/16/16 07:45 AM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Originally Posted by thoth lad thoth: cue a thread... Fickles:...where we all... thoth:..complete each other's sentences... Fickles: ..even though we're little talking heads... Quis: ...in separate rooms! Ha ha ha ha!! So quintessentially Bendis! Then, of course, there's the pacing that's so glacial it makes Jonathan Hickman read like Alan Grant. And the loose ends, oh Gods, the loose ends! Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #913333 10/16/16 07:49 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... But we get to be so snarky! Well, the one personality all the characters share gets to be. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #913346 10/16/16 11:20 AM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 LOL Segueing back on topic: Calling Bendis's writing glorified toilet paper is an insult to toilet paper!! Well, maybe not South American toilet paper, which is...yeesh. But definitely an insult to North American toilet paper. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #913410 10/17/16 09:19 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... I saw an ad for old toilet paper...actually I mean that the ad was old, not that they were selling used toilet paper*... Anyway, its selling point was that it was splinter free. It wasn't that long ago. 1930s/40s Yikes! *Collect 4 and send away for your free DCNu plot. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #913418 10/17/16 10:09 AM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #920911 01/21/17 04:55 AM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 (Song parody below inspired by Legion World's most fantastically filthy mind, Pov (Thanks!!) ) It's such a small turd The struggle is so absurd It takes the midnight flush going anywhere I get overjoyed When something comes out of my void It takes the midnight flush going anywhere A stinker in a sweaty room The smell is worse than cheap perfume Sitting on the can the entire night It goes on and on and on and on... T.P. wiping Up and down my filthy butt-crack Bowels aching From the fight Steaming feces Waiting for the next bowel motion Hiding somewhere in my guts... DON'T STOP RELIEVING HOLD ON TO THAT TOILET SEAT UH STEAMING FECES UH, UNH, URGH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #920923 01/21/17 03:13 PM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,306 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,306 Medford, MA I now want an Imodium shot...no bartender make that a double.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #920925 01/21/17 03:15 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 JPops, LOL Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #924868 03/31/17 08:18 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 I'm crazy for tryin'... ...crazy for cryin'... ...crazy... ...for loving... ...poop jokes Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #925310 04/06/17 11:21 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I bet this thread could grow an AMAZING Legion World Victory Garden. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #930000 05/29/17 06:21 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... It’s gonna be a poo poo party Pom Pom A poo poo party’s the best! "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #936418 08/23/17 08:51 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Lately, I have developed a great appreciation for rap music... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I knew I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. Anyhow, here's the official "Litter Box Rap," inspired by Emma Stone's (painfully bad) rapping at the end of "The House Bunny." Now, when I pee and poop and fart It always makes you wanna barf I can't help that it smells so bad I've still got issues with my dad I need to drop another bomb There's also problems with my mom Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #936580 08/26/17 07:40 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 A tongue-twister, inspired by this. (Thanks, Lardy.) "Princess Projectra projectile-pooped a pile of poopy." Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #941886 12/19/17 07:51 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 If you enjoyed this, you'll love..."Journey's Greatest Shits:" "Poopin', Wipin', Flushin'" "Who's Crapping Now?" "Any Kind of Caca" "Fecally" "Poops Like a Lady" "Open Arse" "Pestilent Ways (Turds and Farts)" "Only the Dung" Plus, bonus tracks: Steve Poopy's duet with Kenny Log-Drops, "Dump Fighting," and his solo hit "Oh, Smelly." Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #943664 01/29/18 04:28 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Unlike Journey, I actually like Genesis. Quite a bit, in fact. But even good bands come up with the odd stinker. "Pooper late, pooper late Pooper late, pooper late Pooper late, oh, I'm sorry but there's nothing in the can Pooper late, oh, I'm sorry, but rest easy, no poop is good poop Oh, it's easy to crap like clockwork Tick tock watching the turd spiral down Any change would take too long So zip your pants Ooh, it's too easy to live in a cold sweat Just sitting dropping feces below You can wipe your ass Kill the pain But the odor won't go, no, no Pooper late, pooper late..." Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #946372 03/27/18 04:24 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 "Why couldn't McPoopy have made a turd two inches longer?" "And why couldn't McPoopy have made a turd even ONE inch longer?" (It's an obscure Charlie Brown reference) Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #951617 06/13/18 10:43 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Summer poopin', Had me a blast Summer poopin', Happened so fast... Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #965697 01/13/19 09:23 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Q: What do people in New Orleans sing when they have diarrhea? A: "I go, I go all day." Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #969929 04/18/19 07:31 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Forget the Tunguska Event. What about the Toon Goose Ka-Ka Event? Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #969930 04/18/19 08:29 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,094 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,094 Wouldn't you like to know? Donald Duck finally gave Gladstone Gander his comeuppance during that famous event. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #969977 04/19/19 07:54 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Yes, indeed. Gladstone's luck finally ran out on him. ("Ran" in more than one sense.) (Thanks, Ibby.) Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #970003 04/20/19 01:48 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,094 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,094 Wouldn't you like to know? (Any time Fanfie ) I do enjoy Gladstone Gander getting a little bit of bad luck, now and then. He's a bit too smug for my taste. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #978227 10/22/19 05:25 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Turd so good Come on, baby, make a turd so good Sometimes poop don't smell like it should You make a (UNH) Turd so good Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #980779 01/15/20 04:14 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Putting this one inside a spoiler box with a Not-Safe-For-Kids / Not-Safe-For-Work warning. Even I find it rather disturbing, and I'm the one who thought it up! It's a living thing What a terrible thing to poo It's a vicious thing They won't hold it in any zoo Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #981988 02/17/20 06:32 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 "Ist das deine Kacke, Herr Kommissar?" Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #996833 01/10/21 10:29 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 "Poo in toilet, poo-poo in toilet Call the plumber, can't be avoided" Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #997625 01/27/21 03:32 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... Bad word warning... Today the Pooper Scooper sh!tes are gonna find me Steaming in the sun (Poo-p-er Scoo-p-er) Making stomachs turn (Poo-p-er Scoo-p-er) Looking like a number one With apologies to Abba, as I volunteered for dog walking this weekend. Hopefully it won't come to actually doing it. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #997631 01/27/21 04:30 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 LOL Thanks, Thoth. Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #997642 01/27/21 08:00 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society Dookie is always gross...unless it's a Green Day album! (Watch it, Fick! ) Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #997647 01/27/21 10:54 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,901 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,901 Liberty City Ain't nobody got the time to listen to that boy whine.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #997653 01/28/21 05:07 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Green is the color of cow and horse poop. Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1001934 05/03/21 10:06 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society ICYMI on the Kill This Thread thread, a tribute to bidets........ She had a haaand held bidet The kind you find in a home improvement store She had a haaand held bidet If you squirt your ass, it is clean once more She had a haaand held bidet I think I loooooove her! Can you spot the source song? Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1001938 05/04/21 04:20 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Thanks, Lardy. I was hoping you'd share that song parody in this thread, but I was shy about asking. Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1003198 06/03/21 06:38 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society So.....what do y'all think about long, solid dookies being referred to as "butt sausages"? Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1003204 06/03/21 07:02 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Not buttwursts? ... I'll just show myself out. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1003211 06/03/21 07:42 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Johnny "Rotten" Lydon calls them "truncheons." Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1009399 11/10/21 10:43 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 To the tune of Greg Kihn's "The Breakup Song (They Don't Write 'Em)": Didn't know if I'd ever take another shit Caca-caca-caca-caca Felt my stomach rumble, and I said, "THIS IS IT!" Caca-caca-caca-caca They don't crap 'em that way anymore! They don't crap 'em that way anymore! Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1019557 10/21/22 12:37 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Wow, I have been remiss. My last song parody was almost a year ago. Well, I've got a new one and it's a doo doo doozy. To the tune of the Four Seasons "Working My Way Back to You" I keep pooping my way back to you, babe With a burning ass on fire I'm pooping my way back to you, babe And those skid marks ain't from tires I defecate awaaaaaaay... Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1019560 10/21/22 05:19 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Too much hot sauce'll do that... especially if you haven't had any in a long time. Tsk! Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: The Litter Box cleome58 #1019571 10/22/22 07:29 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Originally Posted by cleome55 Too much hot sauce'll do that... especially if you haven't had any in a long time. Tsk! LOL Now I'm imagining Fire Lad singing like Frankie Valli. Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1027290 07/01/23 05:58 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 To the tune of Dream Academy's "Life in a Northern Town," I cried out with an expletive Because I only had one laxative It would never be enough to get me...pooping... Ah, heya, caca caca Middle of the night, oh Ah, heya, caca caca Middle of the night, oh Ah, heya, caca caca, hey, ah... Wish I could move my bowels Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1034623 03/13/24 04:42 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Master of Pooping Sad But Poo Enter Shitman Until I Shit Nothing Else Splatters Wherever I May Crap Creeping Stench For Whom the Smell Told Dung Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1036776 06/10/24 12:31 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Are you pooping, are you pooping, Brother John, Brother John? Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1036787 06/10/24 08:01 PM Joined: May 2013 Posts: 7,598 Melbourne Australia stile86 Wanderer stile86 Wanderer Joined: May 2013 Posts: 7,598 Melbourne Australia "Toilet bowl is ringing, toilet bowl is ringing, plop plop plop, plop plop plop."

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1036818 06/12/24 02:13 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,094 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,094 Wouldn't you like to know? Sounds like a healthy plop, at least! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1036881 06/14/24 10:02 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,885 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,885 South Carolina I had soup for dinner and spent the rest of the night on the can. Makes sense, it was Shit aki mushroom soup. Okay, I gotta runs. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1036896 06/15/24 02:01 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,094 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,094 Wouldn't you like to know? Dang that S* mushrooms my husband fell to raw fish last time. he was sick for nearly a week The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1038864 08/26/24 02:25 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 "Hey, Rocky, watch me go to the bathroom in my hat!" "AGAIN?" Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1038881 08/27/24 03:55 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,094 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,094 Wouldn't you like to know? I hope this was not directed towards our dear Legion Worlder, Rockhopper Lad! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1038883 08/27/24 05:28 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 No, no, it was a reference to a recurring comedy routine on the old Rocky & Bullwinkle cartoon: "Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" "AGAIN?" I would *never* disrespect Rockhopper Lad! Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1038917 08/28/24 05:57 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,094 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,094 Wouldn't you like to know? oh of course not! I was just making a silly joke The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1038919 08/28/24 06:49 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Okay, thanks for clarifying. I feel better now. Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1038922 08/28/24 07:49 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,094 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,094 Wouldn't you like to know? of course, and I apologize for making you feel a bit bad! I'll remember to be clearer about indicating that i'm only joking Annfie! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1040816 11/12/24 02:12 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 "I hate myself for loving poo Can't get nearly enough doo-doo I get so happy when the runs possess you That's why I hate myself for loving POO" Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1040834 11/14/24 07:36 PM Joined: May 2013 Posts: 7,598 Melbourne Australia stile86 Wanderer stile86 Wanderer Joined: May 2013 Posts: 7,598 Melbourne Australia (Incidentally safe video, just a funny commercial)

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1040871 11/16/24 03:30 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 LOL That reminds me of the 80s video game Crazy Climber, where a guy trying to climb to the top of a building is bombarded by, among other things, bird poop. (I'm sure some will claim they were supposed to be eggs, but anyone can tell what they really were.) Bird attack at around 02:25: EDIT: If you enjoyed that, and if you have 22 minutes to spare, this is the same thing, only better! Last edited by Ann Hebistand; 11/16/24 04:00 PM. Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1042081 01/15/25 01:54 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 To the tune of New Order's "World in Motion" Love's got my bowels in motion And I'm gonna make doo-doo Love's got my bowels in motion And I can't believe it's poo We're pooping in England EN-GA-LAND We're dropping big loads We're pooping in England EN-GA-LAND Oh, shit, we clogged up all our commodes Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1042518 01/31/25 01:04 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 "Man is born to trouble as the turds spin downward." - Jobbie 5:7 Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1044101 04/22/25 01:42 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 To the tune of Little River Band's "Lonesome Loser:" Have you heard about the one-time pooper? He wishes he could make excrement If he ever got his bowels looser He would think that it was heaven-sent Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1044113 04/23/25 06:26 PM Joined: May 2013 Posts: 7,598 Melbourne Australia stile86 Wanderer stile86 Wanderer Joined: May 2013 Posts: 7,598 Melbourne Australia Gives a whole new meaning to that line "He's a loser but he still keeps on trying" And straining I guess.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #1044129 04/24/25 04:49 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,851 LOL Yeah, kind of like if Wile E Coyote were constipated instead of hungry for roast bird! Thank you, Stile. Still "Fickles" to my friends.