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Ain't nobody got the time to listen to that boy whine.

Green is the color of cow and horse poop.

ICYMI on the Kill This Thread thread, a tribute to bidets........

She had a haaand held bidet
The kind you find in a home improvement store
She had a haaand held bidet
If you squirt your ass, it is clean once more
She had a haaand held bidet
I think I loooooove her!

Can you spot the source song?

Thanks, Lardy. I was hoping you'd share that song parody in this thread, but I was shy about asking.

So.....what do y'all think about long, solid dookies being referred to as "butt sausages"?

Not buttwursts?

...

I'll just show myself out.

Johnny "Rotten" Lydon calls them "truncheons."

To the tune of Greg Kihn's "The Breakup Song (They Don't Write 'Em)":

Didn't know if I'd ever take another shit

Caca-caca-caca-caca

Felt my stomach rumble, and I said, "THIS IS IT!"

Caca-caca-caca-caca

They don't crap 'em that way anymore!
They don't crap 'em that way anymore!

Wow, I have been remiss. My last song parody was almost a year ago. Well, I've got a new one and it's a doo doo doozy.

To the tune of the Four Seasons "Working My Way Back to You"



I keep pooping my way back to you, babe
With a burning ass on fire
I'm pooping my way back to you, babe
And those skid marks ain't from tires
I defecate awaaaaaaay...

Too much hot sauce'll do that... especially if you haven't had any in a long time. Tsk!

LOL Now I'm imagining Fire Lad singing like Frankie Valli.

To the tune of Dream Academy's "Life in a Northern Town,"






I cried out with an expletive
Because I only had one laxative
It would never be enough to get me...pooping...

Ah, heya, caca caca
Middle of the night, oh
Ah, heya, caca caca
Middle of the night, oh
Ah, heya, caca caca, hey, ah...

Wish I could move my bowels

Master of Pooping

Sad But Poo

Enter Shitman

Until I Shit

Nothing Else Splatters

Wherever I May Crap

Creeping Stench

For Whom the Smell Told

Dung

"Toilet bowl is ringing, toilet bowl is ringing, plop plop plop, plop plop plop."

Sounds like a healthy plop, at least!

I had soup for dinner and spent the rest of the night on the can.

Makes sense, it was Shit aki mushroom soup.

Okay, I gotta runs.

Dang that S* mushrooms

my husband fell to raw fish last time. he was sick for nearly a week

"Hey, Rocky, watch me go to the bathroom in my hat!"

"AGAIN?"

I hope this was not directed towards our dear Legion Worlder, Rockhopper Lad!

No, no, it was a reference to a recurring comedy routine on the old Rocky & Bullwinkle cartoon:

"Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"

"AGAIN?"





I would *never* disrespect Rockhopper Lad!

oh of course not! I was just making a silly joke

Okay, thanks for clarifying. I feel better now.

of course, and I apologize for making you feel a bit bad! I'll remember to be clearer about indicating that i'm only joking
Annfie!

"I hate myself for loving poo
Can't get nearly enough doo-doo
I get so happy when the runs possess you
That's why I hate myself for loving POO"