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Re: The Litter Box
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Re: The Litter Box
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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(Song parody below inspired by Legion World's most fantastically filthy mind, Pov (Thanks!!) )It's such a small turd The struggle is so absurd It takes the midnight flush going anywhere I get overjoyed When something comes out of my void It takes the midnight flush going anywhere A stinker in a sweaty room The smell is worse than cheap perfume Sitting on the can the entire night It goes on and on and on and on... T.P. wiping Up and down my filthy butt-crack Bowels aching From the fight Steaming feces Waiting for the next bowel motion Hiding somewhere in my guts... DON'T STOP RELIEVING HOLD ON TO THAT TOILET SEAT UH STEAMING FECES UH, UNH, URGH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
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Wanderer
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I now want an Imodium shot...no bartender make that a double.
Re: The Litter Box
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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JPops, LOL
Re: The Litter Box
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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I'm crazy for tryin'... ...crazy for cryin'... ...crazy... ...for loving... ...poop jokes
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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I bet this thread could grow an AMAZING Legion World Victory Garden.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt ! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
Re: The Litter Box
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Tempus Fugitive
Tempus Fugitive
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"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Nowhere Girl
Nowhere Girl
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Lately, I have developed a great appreciation for rap music... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I knew I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. Anyhow, here's the official "Litter Box Rap," inspired by Emma Stone's (painfully bad) rapping at the end of "The House Bunny."Now, when I pee and poop and fart It always makes you wanna barf I can't help that it smells so bad I've still got issues with my dad I need to drop another bomb There's also problems with my mom
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Nowhere Girl
Nowhere Girl
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A tongue-twister, inspired by
this. (Thanks, Lardy.)
"Princess Projectra projectile-pooped a pile of poopy."
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Nowhere Girl
Nowhere Girl
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If you enjoyed
this, you'll love..."Journey's Greatest Shits:"
"Poopin', Wipin', Flushin'"
"Who's Crapping Now?"
"Any Kind of Caca"
"Fecally"
"Poops Like a Lady"
"Open Arse"
"Pestilent Ways (Turds and Farts)"
"Only the Dung"
Plus, bonus tracks: Steve Poopy's duet with Kenny Log-Drops, "Dump Fighting," and his solo hit "Oh, Smelly."
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Nowhere Girl
Nowhere Girl
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Unlike Journey, I actually like Genesis. Quite a bit, in fact.
But even good bands come up with the odd stinker.
"Pooper late, pooper late Pooper late, pooper late Pooper late, oh, I'm sorry but there's nothing in the can Pooper late, oh, I'm sorry, but rest easy, no poop is good poop Oh, it's easy to crap like clockwork Tick tock watching the turd spiral down Any change would take too long So zip your pants Ooh, it's too easy to live in a cold sweat Just sitting dropping feces below You can wipe your ass Kill the pain But the odor won't go, no, no Pooper late, pooper late..."
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Nowhere Girl
Nowhere Girl
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"Why couldn't McPoopy have made a turd two inches longer?" "And why couldn't McPoopy have made a turd even ONE inch longer?"(It's an obscure Charlie Brown reference)
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Nowhere Girl
Nowhere Girl
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Summer poopin', Had me a blast Summer poopin', Happened so fast...
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Nowhere Girl
Nowhere Girl
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Q: What do people in New Orleans sing when they have diarrhea? A: "I go, I go all day."
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Nowhere Girl
Nowhere Girl
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Forget the Tunguska Event. What about the Toon Goose Ka-Ka Event?
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
Re: The Litter Box
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Unseen, not unheard
Unseen, not unheard
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Donald Duck finally gave Gladstone Gander his comeuppance during that famous event.
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Nowhere Girl
Nowhere Girl
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Yes, indeed.
Gladstone's luck finally ran out on him.
("Ran" in more than one sense.)
(Thanks, Ibby.)
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
Re: The Litter Box
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Unseen, not unheard
Unseen, not unheard
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(Any time Fanfie
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I do enjoy Gladstone Gander getting a little bit of bad luck, now and then. He's a bit too smug for my taste.
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Nowhere Girl
Nowhere Girl
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Turd so good Come on, baby, make a turd so good Sometimes poop don't smell like it should You make a (UNH) Turd so good
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Nowhere Girl
Nowhere Girl
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Putting this one inside a spoiler box with a Not-Safe-For-Kids / Not-Safe-For-Work warning. Even I find it rather disturbing, and I'm the one who thought it up!
It's a living thing What a terrible thing to poo It's a vicious thing They won't hold it in any zoo
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Nowhere Girl
Nowhere Girl
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"Ist das deine Kacke, Herr Kommissar?"
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Nowhere Girl
Nowhere Girl
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"Poo in toilet, poo-poo in toilet Call the plumber, can't be avoided"
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Tempus Fugitive
Tempus Fugitive
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Bad word warning...
Today the Pooper Scooper sh!tes are gonna find me Steaming in the sun (Poo-p-er Scoo-p-er) Making stomachs turn (Poo-p-er Scoo-p-er) Looking like a number one
With apologies to Abba, as I volunteered for dog walking this weekend. Hopefully it won't come to actually doing it.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Nowhere Girl
Nowhere Girl
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LOL
Thanks, Thoth.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Time Trapper
Time Trapper
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Dookie is always gross...unless it's a Green Day album! (Watch it, Fick!
)
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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