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Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #913418 10/17/16 10:09 AM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #920911 01/21/17 04:55 AM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 (Song parody below inspired by Legion World's most fantastically filthy mind, Pov (Thanks!!) ) It's such a small turd The struggle is so absurd It takes the midnight flush going anywhere I get overjoyed When something comes out of my void It takes the midnight flush going anywhere A stinker in a sweaty room The smell is worse than cheap perfume Sitting on the can the entire night It goes on and on and on and on... T.P. wiping Up and down my filthy butt-crack Bowels aching From the fight Steaming feces Waiting for the next bowel motion Hiding somewhere in my guts... DON'T STOP RELIEVING HOLD ON TO THAT TOILET SEAT UH STEAMING FECES UH, UNH, URGH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #920923 01/21/17 03:13 PM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,250 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,250 Medford, MA I now want an Imodium shot...no bartender make that a double.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #920925 01/21/17 03:15 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 JPops, LOL Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #924868 03/31/17 08:18 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 I'm crazy for tryin'... ...crazy for cryin'... ...crazy... ...for loving... ...poop jokes Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #925310 04/06/17 11:21 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I bet this thread could grow an AMAZING Legion World Victory Garden. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #930000 05/29/17 06:21 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... It’s gonna be a poo poo party Pom Pom A poo poo party’s the best! "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #936418 08/23/17 08:51 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Lately, I have developed a great appreciation for rap music... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I knew I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. Anyhow, here's the official "Litter Box Rap," inspired by Emma Stone's (painfully bad) rapping at the end of "The House Bunny." Now, when I pee and poop and fart It always makes you wanna barf I can't help that it smells so bad I've still got issues with my dad I need to drop another bomb There's also problems with my mom Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #936580 08/26/17 07:40 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 A tongue-twister, inspired by this. (Thanks, Lardy.) "Princess Projectra projectile-pooped a pile of poopy." Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #941886 12/19/17 07:51 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 If you enjoyed this, you'll love..."Journey's Greatest Shits:" "Poopin', Wipin', Flushin'" "Who's Crapping Now?" "Any Kind of Caca" "Fecally" "Poops Like a Lady" "Open Arse" "Pestilent Ways (Turds and Farts)" "Only the Dung" Plus, bonus tracks: Steve Poopy's duet with Kenny Log-Drops, "Dump Fighting," and his solo hit "Oh, Smelly." Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #943664 01/29/18 04:28 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Unlike Journey, I actually like Genesis. Quite a bit, in fact. But even good bands come up with the odd stinker. "Pooper late, pooper late Pooper late, pooper late Pooper late, oh, I'm sorry but there's nothing in the can Pooper late, oh, I'm sorry, but rest easy, no poop is good poop Oh, it's easy to crap like clockwork Tick tock watching the turd spiral down Any change would take too long So zip your pants Ooh, it's too easy to live in a cold sweat Just sitting dropping feces below You can wipe your ass Kill the pain But the odor won't go, no, no Pooper late, pooper late..." Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #946372 03/27/18 04:24 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 "Why couldn't McPoopy have made a turd two inches longer?" "And why couldn't McPoopy have made a turd even ONE inch longer?" (It's an obscure Charlie Brown reference) Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #951617 06/13/18 10:43 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Summer poopin', Had me a blast Summer poopin', Happened so fast... Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #965697 01/13/19 09:23 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Q: What do people in New Orleans sing when they have diarrhea? A: "I go, I go all day." Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #969929 04/18/19 07:31 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Forget the Tunguska Event. What about the Toon Goose Ka-Ka Event? Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #969930 04/18/19 08:29 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,830 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,830 Wouldn't you like to know? Donald Duck finally gave Gladstone Gander his comeuppance during that famous event. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #969977 04/19/19 07:54 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Yes, indeed. Gladstone's luck finally ran out on him. ("Ran" in more than one sense.) (Thanks, Ibby.) Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #970003 04/20/19 01:48 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,830 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,830 Wouldn't you like to know? (Any time Fanfie ) I do enjoy Gladstone Gander getting a little bit of bad luck, now and then. He's a bit too smug for my taste. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #978227 10/22/19 05:25 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Turd so good Come on, baby, make a turd so good Sometimes poop don't smell like it should You make a (UNH) Turd so good Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #980779 01/15/20 04:14 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Putting this one inside a spoiler box with a Not-Safe-For-Kids / Not-Safe-For-Work warning. Even I find it rather disturbing, and I'm the one who thought it up! It's a living thing What a terrible thing to poo It's a vicious thing They won't hold it in any zoo Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #981988 02/17/20 06:32 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 "Ist das deine Kacke, Herr Kommissar?" Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #996833 01/10/21 10:29 AM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 "Poo in toilet, poo-poo in toilet Call the plumber, can't be avoided" Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #997625 01/27/21 03:32 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... Bad word warning... Today the Pooper Scooper sh!tes are gonna find me Steaming in the sun (Poo-p-er Scoo-p-er) Making stomachs turn (Poo-p-er Scoo-p-er) Looking like a number one With apologies to Abba, as I volunteered for dog walking this weekend. Hopefully it won't come to actually doing it. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #997631 01/27/21 04:30 PM Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Ann Hebistand Fighting Back Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 6,827 LOL Thanks, Thoth. Still "Fickles" to my friends.

Re: The Litter Box Fanfic Lady #997642 01/27/21 08:00 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society Dookie is always gross...unless it's a Green Day album! (Watch it, Fick! ) Still "Lardy" to my friends!