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Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #913418 10/17/16 09:09 AM
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lol


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Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #920911 01/21/17 03:55 AM
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(Song parody below inspired by Legion World's most fantastically filthy mind, Pov (Thanks!!) )

It's such a small turd
The struggle is so absurd
It takes the midnight flush going anywhere

I get overjoyed
When something comes out of my void
It takes the midnight flush going anywhere

A stinker in a sweaty room
The smell is worse than cheap perfume
Sitting on the can the entire night
It goes on and on and on and on...

T.P. wiping
Up and down my filthy butt-crack
Bowels aching
From the fight

Steaming feces
Waiting for the next bowel motion
Hiding somewhere in my guts...

DON'T STOP RELIEVING
HOLD ON TO THAT TOILET SEAT
UH
STEAMING FECES
UH, UNH, URGH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...


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Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #920923 01/21/17 02:13 PM
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I now want an Imodium shot...no bartender make that a double.

Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #920925 01/21/17 02:15 PM
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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JPops, LOL lol


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Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #924868 03/31/17 07:18 PM
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I'm crazy for tryin'...
...crazy for cryin'...
...crazy...
...for loving...
...poop jokes


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Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #925310 04/06/17 10:21 AM
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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I bet this thread could grow an AMAZING Legion World Victory Garden.


Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #930000 05/29/17 05:21 AM
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It’s gonna be a poo poo party Pom Pom
A poo poo party’s the best!




"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #936418 08/23/17 07:51 AM
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Lately, I have developed a great appreciation for rap music...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I knew I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face.

Anyhow, here's the official "Litter Box Rap," inspired by Emma Stone's (painfully bad) rapping at the end of "The House Bunny."

Now, when I pee and poop and fart
It always makes you wanna barf
I can't help that it smells so bad
I've still got issues with my dad
I need to drop another bomb
There's also problems with my mom


Still "Fickles" to my friends.
Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #936580 08/26/17 06:40 PM
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A tongue-twister, inspired by this. (Thanks, Lardy.)

"Princess Projectra projectile-pooped a pile of poopy."


Still "Fickles" to my friends.
Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #941886 12/19/17 06:51 PM
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If you enjoyed this, you'll love..."Journey's Greatest Shits:"

"Poopin', Wipin', Flushin'"

"Who's Crapping Now?"

"Any Kind of Caca"

"Fecally"

"Poops Like a Lady"

"Open Arse"

"Pestilent Ways (Turds and Farts)"

"Only the Dung"

Plus, bonus tracks: Steve Poopy's duet with Kenny Log-Drops, "Dump Fighting," and his solo hit "Oh, Smelly."


Still "Fickles" to my friends.
Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #943664 01/29/18 03:28 PM
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Unlike Journey, I actually like Genesis. Quite a bit, in fact.

But even good bands come up with the odd stinker.



"Pooper late, pooper late
Pooper late, pooper late
Pooper late, oh, I'm sorry but there's nothing in the can
Pooper late, oh, I'm sorry, but rest easy, no poop is good poop

Oh, it's easy to crap like clockwork
Tick tock watching the turd spiral down
Any change would take too long
So zip your pants

Ooh, it's too easy to live in a cold sweat
Just sitting dropping feces below
You can wipe your ass
Kill the pain
But the odor won't go, no, no

Pooper late, pooper late..."


Still "Fickles" to my friends.
Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #946372 03/27/18 03:24 AM
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"Why couldn't McPoopy have made a turd two inches longer?"






"And why couldn't McPoopy have made a turd even ONE inch longer?"



(It's an obscure Charlie Brown reference)


Still "Fickles" to my friends.
Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #951617 06/13/18 09:43 AM
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Summer poopin',
Had me a blast
Summer poopin',
Happened so fast...


Still "Fickles" to my friends.
Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #965697 01/13/19 08:23 AM
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Q: What do people in New Orleans sing when they have diarrhea?

A: "I go, I go all day."


Still "Fickles" to my friends.
Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #969929 04/18/19 06:31 AM
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Forget the Tunguska Event.

What about the Toon Goose Ka-Ka Event?


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Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #969930 04/18/19 07:29 AM
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Donald Duck finally gave Gladstone Gander his comeuppance during that famous event.

Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #969977 04/19/19 06:54 AM
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Yes, indeed.

Gladstone's luck finally ran out on him.

("Ran" in more than one sense.) grin

(Thanks, Ibby.)


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Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #970003 04/20/19 12:48 AM
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(Any time Fanfie smile )

I do enjoy Gladstone Gander getting a little bit of bad luck, now and then. He's a bit too smug for my taste.

Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #978227 10/22/19 04:25 AM
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Turd so good
Come on, baby, make a turd so good
Sometimes poop don't smell like it should
You make a
(UNH)
Turd so good


Still "Fickles" to my friends.
Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #980779 01/15/20 03:14 PM
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Putting this one inside a spoiler box with a Not-Safe-For-Kids / Not-Safe-For-Work warning. Even I find it rather disturbing, and I'm the one who thought it up!


It's a living thing
What a terrible thing to poo
It's a vicious thing
They won't hold it in any zoo



Still "Fickles" to my friends.
Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #981988 02/17/20 05:32 PM
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"Ist das deine Kacke, Herr Kommissar?"


Still "Fickles" to my friends.
Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #996833 01/10/21 09:29 AM
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"Poo in toilet, poo-poo in toilet
Call the plumber, can't be avoided"


Still "Fickles" to my friends.
Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #997625 01/27/21 02:32 PM
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Bad word warning...

Today the Pooper Scooper sh!tes are gonna find me
Steaming in the sun
(Poo-p-er Scoo-p-er)
Making stomachs turn
(Poo-p-er Scoo-p-er)
Looking like a number one

With apologies to Abba, as I volunteered for dog walking this weekend. Hopefully it won't come to actually doing it.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #997631 01/27/21 03:30 PM
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LOL lol

Thanks, Thoth.


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Re: The Litter Box
Fanfic Lady #997642 01/27/21 07:00 PM
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Dookie is always gross...unless it's a Green Day album! (Watch it, Fick! tongue )


Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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