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The next poster will be playing with his interlac universal translator while posting.

Nope

Next poster will be using the planetary chance machine to type

This isn't a next post. This is a notification that thothkins has been elected leader by sheer chance! Leader of Legion vending machine repairs, but it's a start.

The next poster will post a post so profound, so moving, so eloquent that Blok hearted Legion Worlders will burst into tears at each syllable.

It will be a post that uses the Legion in a context that makes uniting the world so simple, so obvious that it will become a growing movement across society.

As humanity actually makes those positive changes, a few begin to doubt but are shouted down. Then some Legion Worlder's find the instructions for Tenzil's Build Your Own Miracle Machine. But do they tell? Can they tell?

...

Next poster will be doing a handstand

Sorry for the delay. I tried typing while doing a handstand. I was told it would end in tears. I don't know about that. It certainly ended in unconsciousness though.

Arrested for crimes against fashion, the next poster's only means of communication to the outside world is via a small tin cup tapping morse code against the bars of their pitifully small cell window. The next post is part pleas for help, part plea for a way of accessorising the prison uniform.

I'm told I'm fashionable enough not to be arrested

Next poster will be shooting spitballs from a straw.

Ewww. icky. No.

The next polar poster has taken their means of posting into a large freezer. There, suspended above the keyboard icicles are arranged. The next poster then turns the freezer off, and waits for the icicles to fall, creating the next post.

Nope

Next poster will have popped a pimple and will be using the blood to scrawl a message

Nope. It's all pimple pus for this post.

The next poster has nipped across to Earth Prime, gone down into Superboy-Prime's basement, "redeemed" him by giving him his daily beating, and typed the following post...

He was begging for it!

Next poster will be posting using a keyboard operated by an elaborate system of weights and pulleys.

Um, I'd have to check to see what makes my keyboard work...

Next poster will write a letter to another poster, asking that poster to post for him/her.

Great idea! I've just written out a number of post ideas that I can't be bothered to do finish myself and sent them off to you. Now, all I need is the mail man to figure out your address from the blank envelope and I'm...aw pants...

The next poster posts using popping corn popped from the top of hot pez dispensers while listening to top hot pop tips!

Nope, no popcorn here.

Next poster will throw ice cubes onto the keyboard to type.

Dirk! Stop melting the ice cubes before they reach the keyboard you ass! Tried and failed thanks to Squashed Head Boy.

The next poster completely avoids putting in any effort to thinking up the next post. They only invent time travel, go back in time to chat with Pythia at Delphi, and get her to tell them what the next post is going to be. Sheer laziness!

Not up to messing with time, thanks.

Next poster will put a mouse on the keyboard and let it type out the next post.

Yeah, this one goes down as another tried and failed attempt. The cat would thank you for the lunch, if cats were thankful, rather than owed things by right.

The next poster refracts Lazon*, sending his multiple component parts towards a light sensitive keyboard. Will the next post say "Aaarrgh!" Will it say "Not again!"


*animal abuser Monica Rambeau was used as the test for this post just to see if it worked.

Nah, I did it myself using my IB powers

Next poster will ask his/her clone to type.

Wow! Mighty are the IB power...hey! that's just typing!

Alas, I sent my clone into work in my place, leaving me to do the typing. Like everyone else, there never seems to be enough space in the home for clone vats.

The next poster has the powers of Dr Dolittle. But is the next poster a friend to the animals? No! The next poster gets them to do their fair share of LW posting first, the fiend! Dolittle indeed.

I can't talk to animals. Sure would like to know what my dog is saying though.

Next poster will be bouncing on a pogo stick

Good guess. But it's Space Hopper Day, so we're all doing that instead.

The next poster is at the beach when they pick up a bottle recently washed from the sea. The bottle contains a scrap of paper with the next post.

I wish I were at the beach.

Next poster will use Morse code.

Well, I've just phoned 5 people with the surname Morse, and it's like they know nothing! Is it a secret code? Perhaps their insinuation that I was the mad one was just a ruse. Where's that phone directory....


The next poster gets in workmen to do the next post for them. It's overpriced. The quality isn't there. But at least you can check the post off of your "Work Not Done" list.

If I did hire workmen, it would not be for posting!

Next poster will command an army of ants to type the next post

"I didn't always want to be a roofer. But there's just not the demand for minstreling that there used to be."

[Another job getting done with the overpriced first one since they started today. No point saying no as the alternative would be even more expensive. Might as well have put a syphon onto my wallet. Mutter, mutter, gripe...]

Hmmm, off on a side track. This calls for... Tangent Lad!

"Yes, ants could be used for posting. But only if they are Worker Ants, and they can do roofing."

Thanks Tangent Lad!

Leaping the final barbed wire fence, our intrepid next poster thrusts the secret package into the impatient hands of their contact. The package contains a secret code that will bring to light the truth behind a certain government's actions.

Due to administrative cut backs the the fact that the message has a code is lost. The message is simply routed as stated in it's top line. "Please post the following to Legion World..."

Nope

Next poster will draw a map where X marks the spot of a buried post