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Maybe it's both being Godlike

NO NARDO


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Unless that's a new version of Nardo. The goggles are there to make him look cooler.

Nardo doesn't walk with the guards. he oversees it from above or from his plush prison warden quarters.

Why don't Superman and Wonder Woman break out from the bracelets? Are they still using the old "they are tailored for my powers" cliché?

Maybe the planet they are going to has a higher definition of strength than what Terrans do. In the case of Superman, I would hope the villains would be intelligent enough to imprison him on a planet that doesn't have a yellow sun.

Politician: I'm sorry Nardo. We're going to have to let you go.
Nardo: What? But none have ever escaped my prison. Well in this reboot anyway.

Politician: I know Nardo. And your record for killing inmates is good too.
Nardo: Then >choke< why?!

Politician: We're outsourcing Nardo. It's all very well have Kryptonite traps and Superman-proof cuffs. It's great that you built the place out of Inertron. But, Nardo, do we really need all that? Your most dangerous prisoner can turn himself into a blockade. We were thinking of hiring him to replace the prison itself.

Nardo: But no one ever gets away! We have ray guns!
Politician: But do we need to keep buying all those ray guns? Would a ill trained, one eyed, former crossing guard with a slingshot not suffice? No, we're giving the contract to Unaccountable Syphoning Inc...

I demand a Cobie's Flaming Penis thread.

I don't demand JL3K # 2... but I suppose I'll get it. I'll give Giff and DeM 3 issues. Too bad JL3K wasn't even half as fun as their LARFLEEZE though.

I am not reading this, but I somehow cannot look away.

From what I have gleaned from the internet, there are already stark differences between JL3K and JL2K.

Superman:
• Lacks heat vision.
• Personality change: he is arrogant, smug and vain; considers himself better than his teammates.
• Makes lewd and misogynistic comments to and regarding Wonder Woman.
• Hates Batman with a passion.

Batman:
• Personality change: impulsive and hot-headed, rather the opposite of the cool, grim Dark Knight as he is generally portrayed.
• Hates Superman with a passion.

Wonder Woman:
• Lacks her “magical” paraphernalia.
• Violent in the extreme; lacks the compassion of the 21st-century WW.
• Ugly. But that may just be the art.
• Claims not to remember the Superman-Wonder Woman romance.

The Flash:
• Lacks the aura which protected him from friction, and allowed him to vibrate through walls.

Green Lantern
• Lacks a power ring. Has some sort of compensating technology in his cloak-and-cowl, but considers it inferior.
• Personality change: remarkably optimistic, cheerful and upbeat, to the point of being silly.

The five apparently consider themselves to be Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Princess Diana, Barry Allen and Hal Jordan; however, they also seem to be somehow aware that their memories are false, artificial, or implanted, and that they are in some measure ¿reconstructions? of their previous selves.

The Flash proves he is a Legion fan: