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Satyrs abound! Smelly little hairy creatures.
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The falling dollar causes far less damage to people's heads than the falling fish.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Gah! Bile! WHAM! Go! Ewe Z.
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Smallpox, swine flu, bubonic plague...
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If cats were hats, you'd notice a lot more screaming as you walked about.
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It's all smoke and mirrors. But if you had to pick one, go with smoke.
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She was waiting in the parking lot, standing under a light. It was one of those soft brown lights, casting long shadows away, and leaving her in near total darkness under her wide-brimmed hat. Even so, you could tell she had curves to make a man of such mind interested.
She was just one empty lot away from my car. As I got closer, she lifted a cigarette to her lips, still hidden in the shadows and said...
"Pumpkin beer is a noted integral number past Lyrus 9, got a fish?"
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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"They don't make crime stories like that any more," said Mr Zeeblee. "Or like this," he added, carefully arranging his cast of oysters.
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Fluffy bunnies everywhere.
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All of our children must be so smart because we spend so much on our education system.
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My dog pooped in my room again.
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Engineers doubted the dog poo dam would hold, but Mr & Mrs Beaver insisted that with a few sticks and some willing volunteers holding hands across it, it would work.
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Flavored popcorn everywhere!
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Pow! Right between the light sockets!
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I was blinded by science. If only I had worn the pork pie hat and not the fedora to the testing site that day.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Drah di net um. Der Kommissar geht um.
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Maraming Salamat. Terimah Kasih. Kob kun krab. Xie xie. Arigato Gozaimasu. Aw Khun. Shukuriyaa.
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Je ne sais pas non plus. Il était tout Google Translate!
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You don't even want to know what Non Sequitor thinks "Raspberry Beret" is slang for.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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