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Well, only one foot is on the floor, but I'm sitting down making the whole thing easier. The next poster will be dictating their post to software that types for them.
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I don't own any gadgets that advanced. Next poster will be typing on an itty bitty gadgaet and cursing it while doing so.
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No, my gadget is relegated to it's drawer while I don;t have to travel so much. The next poster will post by launching themselves form a large cannon a quarter of a mile away, aimed at a keyboard.
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I'm not that much of a daredevil. I wouldn't mind parachuting down to my keyboard though. Next poster will have a trained pet bird pecking on the keyboard.
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A trained secretary bird could have somehow have got in, only to be devoured by the cat. Just because I don't know about it doesn't mean it didn't happen. Although the next post looks as though it has come from the next poster, it will actually have been typed in a secret underground bunker by an intelligence agent of a foreign power.
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Nope. It was typed in an above-ground condo. The next poster will enter their post into the computer directly from their mind.
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No, my biorhythms have pyrokinesis at their peak today, so I've just melted a keyboard. The next poster is using a clone to type for them.
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Alas I cannot afford a clone. Next poster will be using only his or her thumbs to type.
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Well it's a bit awkward but yes it can be done! For those keeping tabs on Thumb Olympic qualifying, Right Thumb came in second behind ...and look away if you don't want this spoiled... ...Left Thumb in the Thumb Typing competition. The next poster will be using all fingers to type on a normal keyboard. A normal keyboard that's glued to the ceiling and with the aid of a small trampoline.
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The room I'm in isn't big enough for a trampoline
Next poster will be using a ten-foot pole to type.
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No, it's too bendy. I've chopped it into two, five foot poles and I use them on alternating days to post. The next poster will be typing while balancing on a high wire, without a net!
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I have a terrible sense of balance, so no. Next poster will be using his/her feet (encased in very comfy bedroom slippers) to type.
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I am indeed wearing comfy, yet devastatingly fashionable, slippers. The next poster will be wearing a smoking jacket, and will be typing using one end of an expensive French brand of filtered cigarettes.
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I don't smoke and I don't own a smoking jacket
Next poster will be using his or her nose to type.
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I was using a Groucho Marx fake nose to post, but it's not my nose so that goes down as being close, but in the incorrect column. The spirit of the revolution previously contained within the next poster, will be doing the actual typing in the next post.
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I don't feel much like a rebel now, but I suppose I am rebelling against societal norms in SOME way because of my relationship with Blaze
Next poster will be posting by using chopsticks to hit the keyboard.
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Hmmmm, could you use chop sticks to get all the loose food bits out of a keyboard... I hasten to add I'm thinking of a work colleague and not myself here
Oh, that would be a no.
The next poster will be drumming out their post using rhythm sticks, humming along to the Blockheads.
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Nope. I'm not even sure who the Blockheads are.
Next poster will be manipulating the keyboard
kind of like this.
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YES I am!!!! (not really) Next poster will be typing using a Dvorak setup on thier keyboard
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Nope. QWERTY here. The only Dvorak thing I ever remember being in my house was when they played the New World Symphony on the radio. Next poster will be using a tablet.
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Nope. I am using my notebook. The next poster will be posting while typing predominantly with one hand.
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The only Dvorak thing I ever remember being in my house was when they played the New World Symphony on the radio.
Also ... YES. Dvorak. YES. I am a blooming Dvorak fan.
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Nope, using both hands here. Next poster will be using a vacuum cleaner to clean his/her keyboard (and will end up typing gibberish because of it).
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Alas, I'm using the edges of two Blockheads CDs to type.
The next poster will be using the decay of radioactive materials to create electrical impulses that will show up as a post. Although nonsensical, Legion Worlders will nod their heads in agreement.
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I suppose if I look it up, that would be exactly what I am doing. Next poster will be using their circulatory, skeletal, muscular and nervous systems to type.
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