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No, IB. But as the youth like to say: I'd nom that, too.
(We'll have to order Rocky some other broccoli dish, though. He doesn't eat beef.)
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Re: Kill This Thread IX: The 24-Hour Version (Fifth Time)
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Occasionally, I'm asked if I don't eat beef or pork for religious reasons. I'm Episcopalian. Our main dietary restriction is "Thou shalt not eat thy salad with thy dinner fork."
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What fork do Episcopalians use for dessert?
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don't stab me with it! *ouch!*
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do you think Rocky's 'ouch' will be bigger, having come within 18 minutes of winning the thread again?
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Old posters posting again could never lead to "ouch."
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To answer your first question, Kent, the dessert fork, of course!
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will you answer his second question?
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What fun would this thread be if we didn't have a little suspense and drama ?
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So... it could go either way then. I guess we're at a fork in the road.
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Re: Kill This Thread IX: The 24-Hour Version (Fifth Time)
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Like the fork in the road in The Muppet Movie?
Great movie that.
"Bear left!" "Right, frog!"
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I just had a delicious cheese and mustard sandwich ... I might have another!!!!
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The Lannisters were on Sesame Street recently.
My money's on Cookie and Oscar!
That yellow bird will be a great target while Oscar takes them by surprise!
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I had to look it up. Game of Thrones reference. I've never seen it. Sesame Street, on the other hand, I've seen.
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I've never watched Game of Thrones either. The way my mind works, the title has connotations with sitting on the toilet.
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I understand that. It's very hard for me to get through the chorus "Worthy is the Lamb" from Messiah ("Blessing, and honour, glory and power, be unto him that sitteth upon the throne...") without imagining a celestial bathroom.
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actually there is/was a scene in game of thrones that took place on a toilet ... a very important scene ...
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Toilet paper is one area where I will not skimp. Two-ply and sqeezably soft, please.
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Why is it that most businesses skimp on the TP? Most places you'd be better off bringing in xerox paper over the stuff they supply
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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I don't even use public toilets anymore. Public restrooms are exclusively hand-washing establishments for this lady.
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Ooh ooh, bathroom stories. Travelers and campers can tell bathroom stories. But, it's only the 24-Hour version of the thread.
I will leave you with this. When doing number two out in the blue and a mozzy lands on the sensitive glands,
don't slap.
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Re: Kill This Thread IX: The 24-Hour Version (Fifth Time)
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In France, public restrooms have pink toilet paper (at least they did when I was there in 2000 and 2002).
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Ooh la la. That's tres cute.
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Can we get this thread out of the toilet!
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We did. We're back to cute.
(See my post right before yours.)
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