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^OMG!
I also want 500 white doves released at my funeral. Not 499, not 501. 500.
And I want 2 large men on standby to flay anyone not wailing in torment at my funeral with whips until they wail sufficiently.
If these things aren't done, my ghost has been notified to haunt you all with night terrors. Why don't you just have a viking funeral?
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Would the 500 doves still get thrown onto the pyre for that?
Sort of having the best of both and if you attach the doves to long sticks, the guests can have nibbles in between being flayed.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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*SPUTTER!* HELL-LOOOOO! That's totally Steven, the "you're getting a Dell, dude!" dude!!!!! BTDubbbs, I finally got my chance to tap that, as clearly evidenced here: Benjamin (his real name) is crazy about me now. The last statement above can be officially confirmed, as he accepted my friend request on the Facialbook! I'm wondering if I should tell him how much I've wanted to be "friends" with him, for years now... *ponders, rubs chin* ...I probably shouldn't. Yet.
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Rawr! You two look so cute together. (eagerly awaits updates)
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I was JUST trolling Ben's photos! He's got some really fun shorts-wearing yoga pictures! And some where he's sitting on a couch looking so fine I wouldn't be responsible for my actions were I there!
I'm less fond of the pictures of him with other guys. *glares* Fans I suppose. *glares* This won't do at ALL!
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Oh Lash, when you have a picture with Ben it will so blow all those other guys' pictures out of the water!
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Stop laying there grinning at me like that, you're making me nervous! Well, sitting up splayed out like that isn't much better!! Okay fine, let's talk about what's happening between us here... *GLARE* No, thank you. I already have a Dell! *pouts*
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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You all nice and comfy and relaxed there, Lash?
Good! Now it's time for you to super-amuse me.
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No, that was the Dell Dude all comfy and relaxed and flirty, and when I called him on it he tried to sell me a Dell! I'm inconsolable as you can understand, I am sure!
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Someone is not paying attention.
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seriously. he is stuck on the Dell dude ... has that guy even had a commercial lately.
didn't exactly use it as an opportunity for stardom did he ... no catapult to block buster films via indie moves.
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Last edited by Power Boy; 10/26/13 05:07 PM.
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Super Fat Assing?
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I recently saw something about "weirdest subsections of fan art tetishes" and one of them was drawing the characters as "fat". They used the harry potter stuff.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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I recently saw something about "weirdest subsections of fan art tetishes" and one of them was drawing the characters as "fat". They used the harry potter stuff. I saw a program a while back about couples where one partner keeps the other one deliberately vastly overweight. Partly fetish, but much more about self esteem and desperately trying to keep hold of someone. I wondered how they spent their time. Now I know they read Flash comics.
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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SPOOKY RISING WATER THINGY
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THAT'S AN AQUAYETI!!!!!!!!!!!
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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An Aquayeti who needs some Aquanet!
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THAT'S AN AQUAYETI!!!!!!!!!!! FANDANGO. NOW. MANDATORY.
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This thread entices me for a thorough re-read!! (gallivants off to page 1)
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