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No, no, no, no!
Too much! Too far! I heard that was too grim and Sequidio's boss Pop Warner had it changed to a less offensive, but still terrible, shaving.
Oddly enough, Gladys the Sentient Disco Ball ends up the villain in this piece and loses her mind. She just catch a break as a character.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
No, no, no, no!
Too much! Too far! I heard that was too grim and Sequidio's boss Pop Warner had it changed to a less offensive, but still terrible, shaving. Actually, they're planning to re-retcon it as more of a heavy petting! 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Yeah but it'll have those great Alex Ross covers that won't have a thing to do with the story inside the book!
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*Choke*
I've been reassigned to 'LMB Prep', a digest-sized magazine for 8-12 year old girls. Apparently I'm gonna be an instructor at some prep-school for wannabe superkids.
I'm so suing the Warners for constructive dismissal.
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Wait until you see what they'll have you wearing in it. Lets just say that even though they claim its for 8-12 year olds, I suspect its really for 35-45 year old men.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Maybe we should all follow Pov's example and change our names to our nickname versions? We'd be Cobie, FC and Eryk in this thread thus far! I would use your private nickname for me, Cobie, but it's considered a derogatory term on 27 United Planets member worlds...
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Is that like Jay calling Shannon Elizabeth "Booboo Kitty F@#$" in J&SBSB" ?  
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Wait until you see what they'll have you wearing in it. Lets just say that even though they claim its for 8-12 year olds, I suspect its really for 35-45 year old men. It's already predicted by CSN to be a big seller in Japan. It's on my pull list.
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All posters immediately report to the roleplay event to high profile yourself in the crossover in hopes for a more popular place in the relaunch!
Er, but you stick with me Crujeckie, we can use the same 'method' we've always used to be popular, the kind that involves a small amount of bedsheets and ceiling fans obscuring specific things.
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Bah all the characters of the MMB should go on strike to protest editorial stupidity.
I know the Alt-IDs have unionized but then a splinter faction of insane ex-girlfriend Alt-IDs attacked them.
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Did you hear they're going to Tamper Lad into the new STU? Ugh. Tamper Lad is perfect as he is already, they don't need to try to shoe-horn him into another identity. And why the need for a 2nd STU? The first one is great...I'm so sick of all these identity switches. Especially when they're just trying to high-profile another green LMBer (and I have no problem with green superheroes, I just want them to develop as they're own LMBers, not take on the costumed identies of old ones).
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I'll probably buy the Golden Age STU archives.
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It appears the readership has reacted heatedly to news of the cancellation, as posts are actually up! I wonder if this ground-up movement will help?
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Er, but you stick with me Crujeckie, we can use the same 'method' we've always used to be popular, the kind that involves a small amount of bedsheets and ceiling fans obscuring specific things. So umm ... your specific things can be obsured with a small amount of bedsheet? Sorry to hear that.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
It appears the readership has reacted heatedly to news of the cancellation, as posts are actually up! I wonder if this ground-up movement will help? Hmmm daily Starbucks or the a new 20 issue a month MMB crossover event? I think the caffeine has it.
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As suspected, although the internet caused an inflated bump in MMB posts, sales pretty much died down again. Cancellation hovers again.
I suggest a full-on relaunch. (Not reboot)
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Has there been a price increase?
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I heard their slashing threads to get more posters.
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How about If I slash some posters to get more space for threads?
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Hrun going on a bloody rampage always used to boost MMB circulation in the past!
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Have we tried the one where we get a popular artist to draw extremely well-endowed female characters on the covers?
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Unfortunately, that's how the MMB was initially created.
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We'll add 8-page back-up threads.
Our annuals will include a time-travel trip to our old message boards.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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 Well MMB, you may be back on the chopping block. You better sex it up real fast, and I don't just mean that tired old subplot of Pov not wearing pants.
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