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Kill This Thread XVII - Retirement Age
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Legion Trivia 6
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by Invisible Brainiac - 04/03/25 01:40 AM
Inane one word posts XXXIV - inanity
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...he got tired of shaving his legs all the time. Discuss.

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Black and blue match his eyes and hair much better than the old red, yellow and green!


Why must power be so elusive?
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That's good, as well... wink

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He also didn't want to deal with the pain of waxing his legs!

And I heard those briefs gave him a lot of wardrobe malfunctions...

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The Present is Past
The Present is Past
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Everyone was picking on Aqualad and he certainly didn't want to be mistaken for the fellow!

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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Just accept that Dick's gotta do what Dick's gotta do.

Also...I heard that he wanted to be "The Protector" but some other dude got to it first.

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He'd just watched 'Batman & Robin'.

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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Why shouldn't he use his real name?

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Not much between despair and ecstacy
Not much between despair and ecstacy
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He got tired of Roy telling him to come bob-bob-bobbin' along.


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Originally Posted by Pov
...he got tired of shaving his legs all the time. Discuss.


Since ol' what's-his-name isn't around, I'll repost:

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He was jealous of all the time Batman and Superman spent playing dress up in Kandor as Nightwing and Flamebird.

Sadly Superman never got the hint.



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And then there was steak!
And then there was steak!
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Dick needs a self-esteem boost. Hell, I'm a woman and I don't shave my legs all the time even when I wear skirts and stuff. He shouldn't feel ashamed of his manly man hair!

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... "Flaming Queen" did not test market well.


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