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Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #819345 09/07/14 11:49 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Let's make little rocks the way Fred and Wilma made Pebbles. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #819348 09/08/14 12:25 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,215 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,215 Wouldn't you like to know? Have you ever wanted to sleep with a virgin? Well, now's your chance! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #819395 09/08/14 12:37 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina "Hey baby, yer mother's std cleared up. Lets party!" Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #819468 09/08/14 07:47 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,215 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,215 Wouldn't you like to know? I haven't shaved down there in a decade. Wanna see? The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #819478 09/08/14 08:24 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies I'm told I have exquisite taste. Want to find out for yourself? The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #819495 09/08/14 10:57 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,215 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,215 Wouldn't you like to know? Let's go swap saliva! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #819767 09/10/14 05:00 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina Hey Baby, your scabs or mine? Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #819776 09/10/14 05:41 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I just made a pitcher of Mai Tais. Turn around so I can serve them from your back porch. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #821508 09/20/14 09:20 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina "Hey little lady! This is my son Burt and this is Gretta, his Slammin' Salami Mommy! Wanna join us?" Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #821524 09/20/14 09:27 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies "Want to taste my version of Paul Deen's Deep-Fried Butter Balls?" The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #821535 09/20/14 09:34 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,215 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,215 Wouldn't you like to know? "Let's see if my cock and your butt are good fits for each other." The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #821705 09/20/14 11:57 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies "Wanna eat cake out of the back of my truck?" The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #821708 09/21/14 12:25 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,215 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,215 Wouldn't you like to know? I smell good when I'm sweaty, don't worry. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #821957 09/22/14 06:53 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina "Hey Baby, you're as pretty as a drag queen!" *My wife gave me this one. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #822127 09/23/14 11:09 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,215 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,215 Wouldn't you like to know? Wanna help me shave my back hair? The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #822187 09/24/14 03:28 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina Hey babe, lets you and me go to my place and you can shave your initials in my butt hair. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #822201 09/24/14 04:52 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,893 South Carolina "Wanna lick my pits?" Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #822306 09/25/14 04:50 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,215 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,215 Wouldn't you like to know? I haven't shaved down there in 20 years! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #828038 11/14/14 12:31 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies "Would like to Smurf me with your Smurf and let me Smurf your Smurfs?" The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #828039 11/14/14 12:56 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston "You don't believe in science? Cool. Ignore what the VD clinic says about me too!" Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #828061 11/14/14 05:20 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,930 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,930 Liberty City "Hey, I work at the VD clinic. So I can get you a free test anytime you need it."

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #828077 11/14/14 08:20 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,215 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,215 Wouldn't you like to know? "I only LOOK underage. Honest." The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #828125 11/14/14 10:14 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,930 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,930 Liberty City "Hey, I know you're a lesbian, but that's okay, because my penis is tiny!"

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #828127 11/14/14 10:14 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,215 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 86,215 Wouldn't you like to know? I fart a lot during sex. That is why I wear copious amounts of cologne. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #830445 12/05/14 07:22 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/