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Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #768928 04/22/13 04:27 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina "You know that old saw about the size of a man's foot? Size 17, baby!" Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #768929 04/22/13 04:27 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina "Hey, you look a lot like my future stalker." Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines .. #768943 04/22/13 05:01 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Originally Posted by Viridis Lament You remind me of my pinkie toe....I'm going to bang you on my coffee table before the night is over. I laughed out loud on that one, VL! Good job! "I haven't been feeling well. Wanna make me feel good?" The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #769067 04/23/13 08:14 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society I gotta heavy scrotum, baby. Care to drain it? Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #769069 04/23/13 08:17 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina "I knitted this picture of my cat, Ms. Kitty, out of four years of scrotum and nose hair. Here, you can have it. Wanna go out for drinks?" Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #769152 04/24/13 05:37 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,727 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,727 Wouldn't you like to know? I know you can't relate, but heavy scrotums are painful and can only be relieved by plenty of sex. Want to help me? The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #769155 04/24/13 05:57 AM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 You. Sex. Now.

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #769197 04/24/13 11:43 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina "Hey, baby. Remember when 'sex machine' wasn't an actual machine? I can help with that?" Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #769566 04/28/13 06:58 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina 'hey baby, you as pretty as a drag queen!" That one contributed by my wife, who actually recieved it. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #774474 06/09/13 04:48 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina "hey pretty lady. Tbat puss problem I had...? Gone. Lets you and me get freaky!" Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #774763 06/10/13 10:38 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,727 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,727 Wouldn't you like to know? "Do you want to know what it feels like to have a large snake wriggling in your throat? Well, I can show you the next best thing..." The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #774894 06/11/13 11:52 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society "Homina-homina-homina!" Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #774895 06/11/13 11:55 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society Guess what, babe? I already squeezed out the easy one earlier, sooooo..." Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #774973 06/11/13 08:09 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina "Hey, baby. I got time for a $#!+ and a shave! And a lap dance at the same time." Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #774976 06/11/13 08:17 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #774993 06/11/13 09:46 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society I am SOOOOOOOOOO hard for you, right now! Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #775004 06/11/13 09:58 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Let's play "Fish Families". You crouch down and pretend to lay eggs as the lady fish do and I'll do what the gentleman fish do. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #775008 06/11/13 10:01 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society I thought about you while I masturbated a few minutes ago as I watched you through the window. Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #775012 06/11/13 10:10 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies If you've a date in Constantinople, she'll be waiting in Istanbul. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #779553 07/12/13 06:38 AM Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 538 Aleph Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) The Green Queen Kinetix (Zoe Saugin) The Green Queen Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 538 Aleph So, I infiltrated the Legion successfully. Uhuh. Got away before they could catch me. Why must power be so elusive?

Re: BAD pick-up lines rickshaw1 #779565 07/12/13 01:19 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,267 Cincinnati L lancesrealm Wanderer lancesrealm Wanderer L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,267 Cincinnati Originally Posted by rickshaw1 "Hi, Im'a Hemophile. Is it your time of the month?" I just about did a spit take after reading that one, Rick... I love funny and disgusting at the same time...

Re: BAD pick-up lines Lard Lad #779567 07/12/13 02:29 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Originally Posted by Paladin I thought about you while I masturbated a few minutes ago as I watched you through the window. you win!

Re: BAD pick-up lines Power Boy #779606 07/12/13 07:43 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society Originally Posted by Power Boy Originally Posted by Paladin I thought about you while I masturbated a few minutes ago as I watched you through the window. you win! I'm both terribly afraid and indescribably excited to find out what my prize might be! Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #779609 07/12/13 08:25 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Blockade Boy Wanderer Blockade Boy Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo "Would you like to drive my Saturn?" You can take my word on that one.

Re: BAD pick-up lines lancesrealm #779663 07/13/13 07:56 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina Originally Posted by lancesrealm Originally Posted by rickshaw1 "Hi, Im'a Hemophile. Is it your time of the month?" I just about did a spit take after reading that one, Rick... I love funny and disgusting at the same time... Thank you. The hard part is keeping it as clean as I did. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!