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"You know that old saw about the size of a man's foot? Size 17, baby!"
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Re: BAD pick-up lines
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"Hey, you look a lot like my future stalker."
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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You remind me of my pinkie toe....I'm going to bang you on my coffee table before the night is over. I laughed out loud on that one, VL! Good job!  "I haven't been feeling well. Wanna make me feel good?"
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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I gotta heavy scrotum, baby. Care to drain it?
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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"I knitted this picture of my cat, Ms. Kitty, out of four years of scrotum and nose hair. Here, you can have it. Wanna go out for drinks?"
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Unseen, not unheard
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I know you can't relate, but heavy scrotums are painful and can only be relieved by plenty of sex. Want to help me?
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"Hey, baby. Remember when 'sex machine' wasn't an actual machine? I can help with that?"
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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'hey baby, you as pretty as a drag queen!" That one contributed by my wife, who actually recieved it.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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"hey pretty lady. Tbat puss problem I had...? Gone. Lets you and me get freaky!"
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Unseen, not unheard
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"Do you want to know what it feels like to have a large snake wriggling in your throat? Well, I can show you the next best thing..."
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Guess what, babe? I already squeezed out the easy one earlier, sooooo..."
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"Hey, baby. I got time for a $#!+ and a shave! And a lap dance at the same time."
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
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I am SOOOOOOOOOO hard for you, right now!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Let's play "Fish Families". You crouch down and pretend to lay eggs as the lady fish do and I'll do what the gentleman fish do.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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I thought about you while I masturbated a few minutes ago as I watched you through the window.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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If you've a date in Constantinople, she'll be waiting in Istanbul.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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The Green Queen
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The Green Queen
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So, I infiltrated the Legion successfully. Uhuh. Got away before they could catch me.
Why must power be so elusive?
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"Hi, Im'a Hemophile. Is it your time of the month?" I just about did a spit take after reading that one, Rick... I love funny and disgusting at the same time...
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I thought about you while I masturbated a few minutes ago as I watched you through the window. you win!
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I thought about you while I masturbated a few minutes ago as I watched you through the window. you win! I'm both terribly afraid and indescribably excited to find out what my prize might be!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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"Would you like to drive my Saturn?"
You can take my word on that one.
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"Hi, Im'a Hemophile. Is it your time of the month?" I just about did a spit take after reading that one, Rick... I love funny and disgusting at the same time... Thank you. The hard part is keeping it as clean as I did. 
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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