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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/28/25 04:37 PM
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Time Trapper
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It weedeats with shorts and no shirt.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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...it made a monkey out of old King Kong!
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Time Trapper
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...it enjoyed and thoroughly devoured tons of Dos Equis Amber in NO time!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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The Green Queen
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The Green Queen
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.. I can't even bend it with my psychokinesis!
Why must power be so elusive?
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Time Trapper
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...it tugs on Superman's cape.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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. . . Superman won't tug on its cape.
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... it punched the head off of Superboy Prime!
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... it cooks bacon in the nude!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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...it once shot a man for snoring too loud!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Unseen, not unheard
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... it will outlive the cockroaches of the world as a species
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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...the Lannisters owe their debts to it
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... Godzilla broke his teeth chewing it
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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...it doesn't have to leap tall buildings. They see it coming and get the heck out of it's way!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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...the NSA is afraid to spy on it
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Long live the Legion!
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...that the Fabulous Thunderbirds were inspired to sing about it.
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...it messes around with Jim!
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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. . . it spits in the wind.
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Wanderer
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...it came from Abin Quank's beard!
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Long live the Legion!
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Wanderer
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Time Trapper
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...it beat up the clone of the Lindbergh baby.
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Wanderer
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...it punched Liefeld so hard he forgot how to draw feet
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Superboy Prime punched it and nothing got retconned.
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