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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...it got turned on during "Schindler's List".
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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... it spit. Le Brea tar pits.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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...it was Teddy Roosevelt's role model
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Unseen, not unheard
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... it tore down the Empire State Building by sneezing.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...its farts begat the zombie apocalypse.
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It made Time Trapper status in less than one hour.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Time Trapper
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...it wears boots made of other members of its own species.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...it ain't afeared to walk on Cranky Rick's damn lawn!!!
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It made Time Trapper status in less than one hour. And it became a Miracle Machiner in the next hour.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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... it only shaves with a razor. No lotion, no water.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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... it eats spicy Mexican food all day and doesn't even fart.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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... it flicked boogers on Chuck Norris.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...it sharts rubic's cubes... correctly solved.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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.. it drank rotten kono juie and nothing bad happened
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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. . . it drinks New Coke!
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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...it slipped on a banyo peel and hit the ground so hard the world was knocked out.
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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...it got bit by a rattlesnake once, and after three days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
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... It was able to clean up The Mess  just by sneezing in his direction.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...it once starred in a movie with Sylvester Stallone.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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...that when it beat Superman to death, he stayed dead!
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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...that it only has to glare at the Time Trapper to reboot continuity!
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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...that when Darkseid encountered it during the Great Darkness Saga, his hair turned white!
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