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Originally posted by Umber & the Boyz:
And don't forget the big shoes. Everyone goes nuts for big shoes. Don't dare walk into a party this fall without knowing you will be wearing the most humongous pair of shoes there! *chirp of emphasis* And don't forget the nose. A big, bright, round, red nose. Crucial.
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Hmmmph!
I was talking about platform stacks or stiletto thigh-highs for the girlz or all-terrain Sketchers or square-toed stacked slip-ins for the boyz, as anyone with an iota of fashion sense should know.
Oh wait, you like don't have an iota of fashion sense, Stu. That's why you read my column! *chirp of emphasis*
You go now. *dismissive hair-toss*
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Umber, how should one accessorize a string bikini with fur coat ensamble? Umm... My wife would like your opinion.
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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this thread confuses me ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Sharkskin pants are always in fashion.
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you trying to get into my pants?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Originally posted by Almost New Kid:
Umber, how should one accessorize a string bikini with fur coat ensamble? Umm... My wife would like your opinion. First of all, tell her to ditch the coat completely and instead go with a fur-lined string bikini! She'll be a sensation! All the straight men in the area will be like all over her like that lying bitch Cammy Johns is all over the basketball team! As for accessories, one can never go wrong with toe rings and ankle bracelets. Solid gold ones. You've got some shopping to do. Oh, and tell her a demure tattoo is always nice, too!
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Originally posted by SharkLad:
this thread confuses me ... Sadly, fashion confuses MOST people which is why you see like, so many people running around dressed in ridiculous clothes that I wouldn't be caught dead at a, like, cockfight in! I'm here to help people like that. I'm here to bestow my natural gifts on others because like I'm a caring, giving person. Not that I've ever had to worry about it, but even the fat and/or ugly can be fashionably dressed! Or the... uhhh... be-finned, whatever.
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Oh Umber sweetie, you try so hard. But I'm afraid to say that, well, when it gets down to it you are *so* whitebread. Fashion, darling, is what you make it. If you make it look good, then it's fashion. Actually to be more accurate, if *I* wear it (and then it *will* look good) then it's fashion.
Of course that being said there are some people who are just never going to have a clue and at least you try your hardest. Plus you have the boys and being surrounded by cute young men is something that *never* goes out of fashion.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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Someone please help me get rid of this God-awful mullet that's left over from my lesbian phase.
Umber girl, I am depending on you to make me look fabulous!
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Originally posted by Giant Robotic Gay Man:
Someone please help me get rid of this God-awful mullet that's left over from my lesbian phase. just zhush it ...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Mrs. Bevis, I agree that some people can make even the most disgusting, hideous outfits work. You are proof positive of that! *titter*
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Ever since you gave me a few fashion tips Umber, I've had even more luck with the ladies! You're a fashion guru!
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*quizzical coo*
Like, where is Umber? I've got the cutest dress to show her! And I found this uber-cute top for her to wear, it'll look so fab on her!
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*exasperated huff*
Will this like, heat wave thingie ever be over with? I haven't been able to leave the house for two months because perspiration is like, sOOOOOOO unfashionable! *chirp of emphasis*
So, is everyone's fall wardrobe in order yet? If not, you're like, late! HURRY!
What's going to be in this fall? Product placement! But not, like, COMMON products like, say, Coca Cola. Instead, find a nice vintage "TAB" shirt! The pinker the better! And that Spam t-shirt? PASS-SAY! Find you a kyoot "Chicken of the Sea" shirt instead! It's precious on multiple levels and stuff!
Also, it, like, might be a good idea for you to lose 10 pounds.
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Please, are you the fashion expert who advises the wearing of Hawaiian shirts as sooo un-cool? I was trying for a Magnum look...but instead it turned out like i ate too many Magnums (ice creams)....
Another thing, i do wish the Queer Eye crew would instead gravitate into making a gay man look shagalicious...
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Those "Queer Eye" guyz are, like TOTAL posers! Plus they're too old. Well, that hairdresser one is still kyoot, though, even for an old dude.
Hawaiian shirts? Only acceptable at costume parties.
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Umber, your reccomendation last year for my fall 'bad boy and completely happy with it' look ensured that my charms were near unbeatable. Any ideas to update for this fall?
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Bah how die I post twice?
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Dear Umber,
I am surrounded by people who do not feel it is necessary to match their shoes, belt, and handbag/wallet... It pisses me off, some advice please.
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Tamper Lad,
I feel your pain. I SO feel your pain. *coo of understanding*
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I can see my, like, help and stuff is needed around here more than ever! *chirp of readiness!*
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Where is the genius known as Umber? Oh, she and I could have had a beautiful friendship...
Why must power be so elusive?
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Apparently, she's evolved into Calm Yo Tits! 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Now THAT is ironic. It is like an Crisis of Ironic Earths ... in fact.
Calm Yo Tits + fashion advice = hysterical reality punch.
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