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...our scrotums got heavy..
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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... I had a scrotum reduction. Now I only get Juggy with it.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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. . . I asked Juggy to bring Betty and Veronica over for a date.
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... they called me "Moose".
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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. . . I told Moose to invite Ethel.
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... Eye "see" what you did there, Ethel.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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..Ethel brought Dilton and Midge along.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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. . . Dilton and Midge hooked up.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...Moose got jealous and took it out on Reggie. Oddly, it turned out in quite a different way! 
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...the Choklit Shop was renamed Nine Planets and got sued by Time-Warner.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Unseen, not unheard
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... Mr. Lodge's army of lawyers sued back.
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...flying lemurs attacked
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... (again!) Power Boy rang the WOODCHUCKS to come CHUCK some lemur nass.
Last edited by Power Boy; 04/24/13 06:18 AM.
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...the woodchucks got held up in traffic, so you'd better go out again.
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... but just when you thought it was safe...
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...lemurs and woodchucks teamed up to take down the sloths. It wasn't a hard job.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Legionnaire!
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...the postman rang twice.
Beauty's where you find it. Not just where you bump and grind it.
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And then there was steak!
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...aliens left blueprints for the new arc on the kitchen table.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...I finished the ice cream. The carton is still in the freezer.
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. . . the Phantom Zone villains carried out their plot to destroy the Legion.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...I dismantled all the Customer Service cubicles and reassembled them in the Executive parking lot. Just because.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...the boss came by. We told him you usually did take 3-hour lunches.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...I broke the coffee pot and had to substitute the janitor's bucket instead. (Mmmm... PineSol™ flavored French Roast...)
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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