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by Invisible Brainiac - 02/11/25 02:59 AM
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Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Was Superman ever corrupted by his?
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Have you seen the upcoming Injustice game previews?
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Should I go out and seek them?
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Do you like fighting games that involve superheroes?
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Are there non-fighting games with superheroes?
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Would a non-fighting game sell?
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What if it was non-fight but pornographic?
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Don't they make pornographic super hero movies now?
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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If they don't...should they?
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Holy Cats of Egypt!
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... and what do they have to do with the holy cats of Egypt?
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Could it just be a coincidence?
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Do you believe in coincidences?
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Isn't that just a big word for the "Force?"
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You don't believe that malarkey, do you?
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Isn't malarkey related to the Flying Spagetti Monster?
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Is malarkey something you spread on toast?
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Aren't there lots of things people spread on toast?
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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Doesn't your family eat toast?
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What would they do with toast besides eating it?
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Doesn't everyone use toast as a foot warmer?
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What if I told you I used a beagle as a foot warmer?
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Do you really want to know what will happen if you tell me that?
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