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Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #779667 07/13/13 08:55 AM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 I remember some incredibly raunchy ones that have been used ... to try to pick me up! I will not dignify them or sully Legion World by listing them here. (yes they are THAT bad)

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #779679 07/13/13 09:46 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,256 The Underbelly of Society Penis--it's what's for your dinner! Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: BAD pick-up lines Power Boy #779694 07/13/13 10:44 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? Originally Posted by Power Boy I remember some incredibly raunchy ones that have been used ... to try to pick me up! I will not dignify them or sully Legion World by listing them here. (yes they are THAT bad) The ones used on me were very direct and to the point, but no less creepy! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #789623 10/04/13 01:49 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Hey, Cutie. Ever done it "Double Trapper"-style before? Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #789638 10/04/13 04:04 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... My favourite recent anti-pick up line: "You’re the one woman in the world where a man would put Rohypnol in your drink and then leave you in the pub." "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #789663 10/04/13 07:04 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 The drunker I get, the better you look Last edited by Viridis Lament; 10/04/13 07:04 PM.

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #789665 10/04/13 07:09 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Eh! You'll do. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #789666 10/04/13 07:13 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 You bet I'll do.

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #789668 10/04/13 07:13 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #789669 10/04/13 07:14 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 Being an absolutely horrible person in real life, here's one that's worked on multiple occasion for me "Hi, I'm an artist, I'd really like to draw you some time"

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #789671 10/04/13 07:21 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... Here's $50. By the time you've drunk your way through that I'll not look so bad. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #789830 10/06/13 11:40 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR "Can I pull on your nose hairs?" Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #791761 10/22/13 09:47 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? "I bet you won't even remember me in the morning." (someone actually used that on me!) The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #791843 10/23/13 10:47 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR "Just hold still and don't talk. Otherwise you'll ruin it for us both." Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #791945 10/23/13 06:09 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? "You talk too much. I know something else your mouth could be doing..." The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #792015 10/24/13 12:58 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... "C'mon up for a dance. You've got to start losing that weight somehow." "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #792069 10/24/13 02:08 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? "You're hot. I'm not. But hey, opposites attract right?" The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #792149 10/24/13 06:14 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina "Hey baby, want some cream of me?" Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #792218 10/25/13 05:36 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? I heard my sweat smells pretty good. Wanna try? The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #793250 10/30/13 10:19 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR "You can stick your hand in my Treat bag anytime you want to, Baby!" Last edited by cleome47; 10/30/13 10:20 AM. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #793258 10/30/13 10:30 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? "Yeah, this fake tan goes ALLLLLLLL the way down. Wanna see for yourself?" The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #793318 10/30/13 02:06 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... "You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween." "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #794034 11/05/13 08:38 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 "Does this taste like chloroform?"

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #794105 11/06/13 04:08 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,872 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... Wanna see somerealfireworks? "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #794573 11/12/13 04:07 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? Want a hotdog for your buns? I'll throw in some mayo. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!