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"Tell me, do you like prunes?"
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"Hi, Im'a Hemophile. Is it your time of the month?"
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Your toenails look awesome. Wanna help me clip mine?
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Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad:
"Tell me, do you like prunes?" "I'm the woman your mother warned you not to get stewed with." 
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"So, my partner and I were looking for a threesome, and you were the only one we could both agree on."
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"You have strong looking hands, I bent my penis picking up my last girlfriend...help a guy out?"
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"I've downed 6 bottles of beer and you don't look halfway bad. My car's thattaway."
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"Wanna be a porn star? I have six hidden cameras in my room, including one surgically implanted into my penis."
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and you can be my cow..."
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It's like 69, but you git ate more."
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"Have you seen my <blink><span style="font-size: 22px;">Planetary Cat Machine!</span></blink>?"
ok well technically Cleome invented it but I'm sure she won't mind me picking up some honeys with it!
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^ have you turned that into slang for something, Peebz?  "I'm horny. You'll do."
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"My parents think I'm really hot. Wanna check me out?"
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Originally posted by Power Boy:
"Have you seen my <blink><span style="font-size: 22px;">Planetary Cat Machine!</span></blink>?"
ok well technically Cleome invented it but I'm sure she won't mind me picking up some honeys with it! I think of it as being "parented" by several of us on that other thread. So go for it.
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"I have every beanie baby ever made. Wanna come to my place and see?"
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My name is Gim, but you can call me Micro Lad.
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You remind me of my pinkie toe....I'm going to bang you on my coffee table before the night is over.
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