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Re: BAD pick-up lines #326026 09/08/12 03:30 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,670 The Pyngwyn Colonies "Tell me, do you like prunes?" The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326027 09/08/12 07:34 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina "Hi, Im'a Hemophile. Is it your time of the month?" Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326028 09/12/12 07:38 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? Your toenails look awesome. Wanna help me clip mine? The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326029 09/12/12 07:45 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Quote Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: "Tell me, do you like prunes?" "I'm the woman your mother warned you not to get stewed with." Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326030 09/12/12 07:53 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? "So, my partner and I were looking for a threesome, and you were the only one we could both agree on." The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326031 09/12/12 07:57 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR "I booked an 'exotic weekend getaway' over there in that abandoned freight yard. How 'bout it?" Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326032 09/13/12 05:13 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina "You have strong looking hands, I bent my penis picking up my last girlfriend...help a guy out?" Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326033 09/14/12 02:08 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? "I've downed 6 bottles of beer and you don't look halfway bad. My car's thattaway." The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326034 09/15/12 06:58 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina "My explosive diareahha is almost over. Wanna get...dirty?" Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326035 09/15/12 07:11 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? "Wanna be a porn star? I have six hidden cameras in my room, including one surgically implanted into my penis." The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326036 09/16/12 10:46 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR "I'm going for Halloween as Earth Man, and I want YOU to be my Shadow Lass, Baby!" Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326037 09/16/12 11:16 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? "I have anger management issues, and you look tough enough to handle them!" The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326038 09/17/12 04:52 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina "I wanna be a Cowboy... and you can be my cow..." Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326039 09/17/12 09:23 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley "I'm here to give you 77. It's like 69, but you git ate more." The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326040 09/23/12 11:00 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR "Can I try on your underwear?" Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326041 09/23/12 11:34 AM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 "Have you seen my <blink><span style="font-size: 22px;">Planetary Cat Machine!</span></blink>?" ok well technically Cleome invented it but I'm sure she won't mind me picking up some honeys with it!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326042 09/23/12 01:30 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,723 Wouldn't you like to know? ^ have you turned that into slang for something, Peebz? "I'm horny. You'll do." The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326043 09/23/12 06:06 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina "I'm onna quest to outdo Wilt Chamberlin...help a buddy out." Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326044 09/23/12 06:07 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina "My parents think I'm really hot. Wanna check me out?" Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326045 09/23/12 06:09 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,863 South Carolina "That sheldon from Big Bang...what a free spirit! Want to watch me organize my stamps?" Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326046 09/24/12 04:36 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Quote Originally posted by Power Boy: "Have you seen my <blink><span style="font-size: 22px;">Planetary Cat Machine!</span></blink>?" ok well technically Cleome invented it but I'm sure she won't mind me picking up some honeys with it! I think of it as being "parented" by several of us on that other thread. So go for it. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326047 11/16/12 01:59 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 "I have every beanie baby ever made. Wanna come to my place and see?"

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326048 11/16/12 02:14 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC Lad Boy Legionnaire! Lad Boy Legionnaire! Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,611 Washington DC My name is Gim, but you can call me Micro Lad.

Re: BAD pick-up lines #326049 11/17/12 09:20 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Underneath this Hazmat suit, I'm totally naked! Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: BAD pick-up lines MLLASH #768901 04/22/13 10:33 AM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 You remind me of my pinkie toe....I'm going to bang you on my coffee table before the night is over.