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Less than 36 hours to go!
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Long live the Legion!
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One more day before I can take down my Lard Lad appreciation poster?
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Dang! Tuesday's almost here!  Guess I better think of something quick! 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Psst-- you can borrow the emu chick thing if you like! 
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Sorry, guys--I'll have to reschedule! Internet problems at home that won't be fixed until Thursday at the earliest. 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Sorry, guys--I'll have to reschedule! Internet problems at home that won't be fixed until Thursday at the earliest. Lard Lad... Some More!
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Legionnaire!
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Beauty's where you find it. Not just where you bump and grind it.
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Jeepers! And I sat around at the computer all day waiting for this! Typical of these big events, though! They can never get them out on time!
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Will Lard Lad turn into... Lard Lass???
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I smell a conspiracy. Has Lardy been threatened by Men in Black?
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I've heard that to plug the gap in the posting schedule the LMB is changing Poverty Lad into "Homeless Dude with No Pants" until the Lard Lad change is completed!
Man, these bastards sure know how to keep you on the hook!
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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This is like watching Paul McCartney replace Kurt Cobain in the Nirvana reunion . . . WTF?? followed by "Oh, that's all?"
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Will Lard Lad turn into... Lard Lass??? I am he and he is me and-- aw, you know the rest.  ![[Linked Image]](http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3157/2813143865_80b56ec6f1_n.jpg) OH Dayton - Donut Palace by scottamus, on Flickr
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Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Back on the internet, guys. <In-character> Okay, I thought about delaying this again, but here goes.... From now on, I am "Lard Lad" no more! When the LMB needs its guardian knight to stand with them and defend Legion World, the United Planets and any innocents anywhere who are threatened, they will now call: PALADIN! Why the name change? Well, long story short, "Lard Lad" (and the Lard Knights) was named after the so-called "Lard Force" that was supposedly the source of my powers. Recently, I found out that there was never such a thing. I inherited my evil father's powers, and others were allowed to access his power to allow his influence to spread. With my father's death, only his descendants have any possible inheritance of his powers. The Lard Knights are no more, but I honor their legacy by carrying on the values that made them great. So here I am, a lone paladin who will fight for what is right until my dying breath to guard all that is good and just in the universe. I know it's not as catchy as "Lard Lad", and some of you may find "Paladin" less memorable. But that phase of my career is over. Time, at long last for Phase II! Worry not, though, my friends are always welcome to call me "Lardy" forever and ever. And next week, another special announcement on the revival of an old LMB establishment that yours truly will be heading up. I think this will only be a positive thing for the LMB going forward. Can't wait to tell you all about it!!!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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All right! Congratulations, Pal! 
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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#deleteFacebook
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A hero of a noble and ancient tradition! Or Have Gun, Will Teleport.
Too bad about evil dad and all that, but you've obviously risen above it all.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Paladin, Paladin, where do you roam? Paladin, Paladin, far, far from home. Are you like the black garbed lawyer, fast gun for hire, rich guy cowboy or more like Reboot's Middle Ages sword knight, Palardy?
A singin' and a dancin'
along the way.
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If you wear a mask ... is this a ploy to avoid law enforcement?
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Legionnaire!
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Beauty's where you find it. Not just where you bump and grind it.
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Unseen, not unheard
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Maybe our nickname for you should be Palardy!
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Welcome Paladin. Yer our Pal. and I hear you can add in other stuff. Makes sense to me.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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