Legion World Forums LEGION CLUBHOUSE The Legion of Super-Heroes Long Live the Legion! 101 Pointless Changes that Could Be Made To Reboot Legionnaires in the Crossover!

64) The real reason Andromeda became a nun is because she saw Brainy in the buff, leading to her irrational fear of pickles, of which there are none at the convent.

65) Donna Troy revealed to be well Donna Troy the whole Legion is then rebooted with the 3 original members being. Donna Troy, Barry Allen and The Martian Manhunter.

66) Flyntt Brojj revealed to like the X-Men more than the Legion.

67) Beppo the Supermonkey is now Beppo the Superbonobo!

68) Flyntt Brojj, Beppo, Marla Latham/Phantom Stranger and Brainy revealed to be secretly behind a long lasting conspiracy responsible for original Crisis on Infinite Earths.

69) Myron Marks, Koko, Ambassador Relnic (who turns out to really be Van-Zee of Kandor), and Evolvo Lad revealed to be secretly behind a rival long lasting conspiracy responsible for Zero Hour.

70) Pocket Universe Superboy is revealed to have been Superboy-Prime all along!

I wouldn't be shocked if that was revealed in Lo3W, Eryk

71) Long lost Legionnaires Anti-Lad, Dynamo Boy (matured & now good) and Cobalt Kid revealed to be prisoners of the Time Trapper who have secretly aided DCU heroes throughout its 70+ years of publishing!

72) Emo boy prime punches reality so hard it bounces back to ero hour. However 5YG Mon punches it at the same time erasing everything we know leaving only the Trapper and the Infinate Man to hang out and drink tea.

73) Dev-Em appears in the 3boot only to realize that he'd been gone far too long for anyone to care, hops in a time buble gets sucked into the zone and beomes that freaky dev-em in geoff's superman run. ...BUT Then he wakes up to find out he's had waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much silverale.

74) Jed Rikane reveals that he dyed his hair red and his skin lavender/gray because he didn't want anyone to recognize that he was *that* Power Boy, aka 'Obsessive Stalker Lad.'

Also, he's the great-great-great-great grandkid of Kara Zor-El and Pete Olsen. Which makes his stalking incestuous as well as creepy and wrong.

75) Monstress is revealed to have been the love-child of Brainy and the monkey. She died her skin orange to try and hide this fact.

76) Power Boy and Montress revealed to have had a love-child of another Earth--Kamandi.

77) Celeste McCauley-- Now a Red Lantern!

78) Devlin O'Ryan mistakenly beileved to be descendent of Jimmy Olsen--revealed to be descendent of Lex Luthor, with Luthor's brain replacing his a la the Ultra-Humanite. Retains powers and battles the Legion.

79) Because there was only one Mon-El and M'onel-Valor cannot exist in current continuity it is decided that the Lar that the Reboot Legion knows was in fact "Pocket Universe Valor". When this manipulation is discovered and undone threatening to destroy continuity. Laurel volunteers to go back in time and take Monel's place in the time stream.

When Laurel goes back in time she takes Lar's place in L.E.G.I.O.N. continuity but she falls in love with Vril Dox and it is revealed that Reboot Brainy is a result in the coupling of Laurel and Vril.

Later Laurel goes back to the future she gives Brainy the cold-shoulder knowing that sh is secretly his great-great grandmother.

77) Darkseid and Starro revealed to have had a love child - Donna Troy. This affects the Legion because: this event convinces Darkseid to switch from having love children to creating cloned servants of darkness instead.

78) New 31st century cuss word "Morgna" introduced.
Sun Boy's name changed to "Dirk Avocado"

79) Any change to Kinetix that doesn't involve restoring her to how she was before she was terrorformed!

80) Gates goes into pupa stage and emerges as a beautiful butterfly.

81) Gates goes into a coccoon and emerges as Shikari!

82) Dream Girl revealed to have been taking pro-fem the whole time, when she transitions back to her birth gender and name, as Rol Purtha!

83) The Titania of the League of Super-Assassins turns out to also be the Titania of the Masters of Evil.

84) Ultra Boy revealed to have been taking steroids the whole time. Is in reality a 90-pound skinny dude.

85) Dream Girl was adopted. Her mom couldn't handle having a non-precog daughter.

86) Shikari is really Gates' mom!

87) Blok is still working for the League of Super-Assassins, he's been a mole the whole time! He's also a chain-smoker, wears too much makeup and is sleeping with Deathstroke.

88) RJ Brande has been in love with Saturn Girl the whole time. He paid off Zaryan to kill Lightning Lad .

89)Night Girl is revealed to actually be Dark Angel.

90) Lightning Lass/Spark isn't Lightning Lad/Live Wire's turn. She's his and Saturn Girl's daughter.

91) Validus is just one of a race of similar beings, with names like Tribulus, Ridonkulus and the ever-so-fashionable Fabulus.

92) as late 80s trends come back into style, Garth and Ayla are suddenly Lightning Elementals, Quislet is revealed to be a Lord of Chaos, and Brin keeps repeating the word 'Advantageous' for no apparent reason.