Legion World Forums LEGION CLUBHOUSE The Legion of Super-Heroes Long Live the Legion! 101 Pointless Changes that Could Be Made To Reboot Legionnaires in the Crossover!

1. Gear actually suffers from horrible techno-organic space acne, which, if not treated by 31st century medicine, will become a computer virus that will convert entire universes into worlds modelled after Tron!

2. Apparition is revealed to have been dumped by Jo because her love of french fries has caused her to contract a intractable (even by 31st century medecine) case of cellulite.

When confronted by her younger self she goes nutty and forces her to swear to only eat phytoplankton shakes for life.

3. Monstress is alive again, no explanation.

4. Sneckie was human all along, all that snake stuff was just an illusion.

5. Fire Lad and Stone Boy are actually descendents of Gunner & Sarge, of DC's war hero fame. Odd sequences are there to make fans think its the two of them reincarnated and matters are only worsened when they gain cyborg telepathic dog, Pooch.

6. Chameleon suddenly has no gender - much to Ayla's surprise.

7. Brainy actually died in the anomaly. The Brainy 5.1 upgrade was actually a Brainiac robot built by Andromeda for when she gets lonely in the convent. It somehow gained self awareness.

8. Cosmic Boy casually mentions that the team exists not only to promote co-operation among various worlds, but also to provide an impetus for change in a stagnant society, despite the fact that this motivation was never shown to be a part of the postboot Legion before.

9. All Legionnaires visiting the commissary turn and shout to the chef, "Eat it, Tenzil!"

10. Wildfire reveals that he is the 31st century version of the Firestorm matrix.

11. Sensor revealed to actually be the reboot match for Whizzy the Super Cat

12. Kinetix is revealed to have eight spleens.

13. Lori Morning is aged into an attractive blonde that all the male legionnaires go ga-ga over.

By the end of the series she is pregnant with one of the Legionnaire's child. Before we find out who's child it is she is wiped from existence.

14. timber wolf finally come to terms with his animal side, only to bee killed by the now robot version of the penguin

15. Dreamer is shown to have a severe peanut allergy.

16) Brainiac 5's various ancestors in various 'boots shown being cursed by Anthro, the first boy to fall in love with his [blond] descendents.

17) Live Wire and Lightning Lad are revealed to have "switched Earths" during the first Legion of Three Worlds crossover. Which means that Proty-Garth later became Jarth, and reboot Garth was only pretending to be Proty disguised as Garth!

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18) RJ Brande is in fact Chameleon Boy's father...not to mention the Martian Manhunter, the Durlan from L.E.G.I.O.N. and the Phantom Stranger, all existing simultaineously on all Earths at the same time! And Yera is his daughter! And even cornier...because the universe is so old and he's immortal, he's technically "young" in comparison, so he's in a way a teen, and therefore formally inducted into the Legion.

Sister Andromeda is kicked out of the order for trading her habit in for thong and and a jacket with an 'L" on sleeve.

20. Koko says something besides "Koko".

21. Star Boy meets Star Boy and Starman, and they are sucked into each other to become a living black hole, the 'elemental' of spacetime. Superboy punches him and the next reboot begins.

22. The Persuader notes that being 'kinda tough' isn't an adequate defense against his Atomic Axe and cuts Kent Shakespeare in half, despite Kent being previously immune to the Axe.

23. Ayla is verified to be a virgin. She just likes snuggling.

24) Tellus turns out to be left-handed... left -flippered... err, lactose intolerant.

25) Triad's third body is evil and has been taking a lot of meds. She stopped and went AWOL.

26) Cham is not male or genderless, he's just the third gender. Spark is confused.

27) Batch SW6 return and claim to be the 'real' Legion.
SW6 Imra, Reboot Imra, and 3Boot Imra have to mud wrestle to establish who is *actually* the real Legion, while 5YG Imra has to sit down as her ankles are swollen.

28) None of the Imras win as they're clearly way too into the whole thing and 5YG Imra calls a tie.
ALL the Dirks have to go and have a very long, cold shower.

29) Ferro Lad, brought forward in time before his death, teams up with Ferro. During course of the story, Ferro Lad pulls off his mask to reveal he's...Pete Ross!!!

30)cosmic boy is found out to have a strange yet, not uncommon in 31st century reaction to any clothing die that is not a shade of pink