Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Names for Classic LMB Stories of the past!

Who could forget these classic LMB stories of the past? (although they may or may not have happened):

"Showdown at the Hootchie Hut!"

"And Men Shall Call Him Poverty Lad!"

"Espionage on Gay Disco Island!"

"Princess Crujectra cuts loose!"

"The Secret of the Seventh Super-Nelly Cap!"

"Exit: Lash Lad!"

"The Wedding of Space Tart and Cobalt Kid!"

"The Return of BJ Boy and Hummer Lass!"

"O Brother will thou salad be tossed?"

"Lard Lad vs. Loser Lad in the Arena of Death!", followed by "What Price Victory? (Is Loser really Dead?)"

Any others?

Don't forget... "And One Shall Surely Diet!"

"This Man, this Every 10 Years Monser!"

"The LMB Bride of Middlefinger!"

"Even a Giant Robotic Lesbian Can Cry!"

"Eryk Davis Ester's Lucky Day!"

"Calamity on Campus!"

"The Face Behind the Nelly Cap!"

"The Day Lard Lad weighed 90 Pounds!"

"Lash of Two Worlds!"

"To Save a Server...one of These Forums Must DIE!!!" (A Crisis on Infinite Message Boards Crossover)

"The Ghost of Lard Lad!"

"Miss Terious's Double-Play!"

"Watch the Legion Worlder's...DIET!"

"Target: 400 Legion Worlders (and 150 Alt IDs)!"

"The Secret Love Affair of My Alt ID!"

"The Big FINish to the Saga of Shark Lad!"

"The Faboulous Fury of Lucien Lad!"

Don't forget the next story: "LMB Unlashed!"

"Revolt of the Super Pet Rock of Space!"

"The Cumming of Climactus!"

"Here, there, a Golden Dildo Fairy Anywhere?"

EDE wins the thread!

I'm thinking of writing this story and setting it in the LMB's Year One! It's too funny not to use!

Space Tart or Shady could be the bride, and it could star Lash, Lardy, Loser, Dev, Crusader, Beagz and other year oners! Hell, one of the guys could be the bride!

YES!

Oh and thank you for clearing that up. I was wondering what a "Golden Dikdo Fairy" was...

I thought I fixed it before anyone noticed!

I thought it said "Golden Ditko Fairy" which I guess I thought made some kind of sense.

We should retroactively insert a Middlefinger story every year. Of course, each one would begin with the new Middlefinger killing the previous one and stealing his name!

EXACTLY what I was thinking EDE!

Like my idea for the LSH Starfinger!

Let's do it! "The LMB Bride of Middlefinger" can be the first!

That would make it three other Middlefingers for years 2,3 and 4 and then a brand spanking new one for the current year (I smell a new tag thread...)!

"The Exaggerated Diet of Lardlad!"

"If This be my Alt-ID"

"Call my foe... Post-Whore!"

"The day MLLASH Lashed Back!"

"The Hrun Nobody Knows"

And my personal fave... "These Pants Are Made For BURNING!"

Lets not forget....

"The Beigeside Saga"

"Creativity Kid's Bright Idea"

"The Hrun that Mastered Men!"