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Sentients, I'm afraid that something bad has happened to Stoopid Cat. He has been acting strange for some time now, insisting that he is the Deputy Leader of Legion World and that I, as a mere Security Officer, should yield my computer time to him. Perhaps this strange delusion will pass once he has spent a few days at Dr. K. Nine's Home for Wayward Felines.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Over Stoopid Cats)

This is a bad development. Space Ranger tends to be a tad inquisitorial himself, and here he is usurping the legitimate, recognized deputy leader of Legion World. Furthermore, he's using the old "accuse him of being delusional" gambit, to which some of us fell victim in the past. Is the Ranger armed and dangerous?

FC, You may rest assured that I have nothing but your brother's best interests at heart.

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(In fact I may take him to a Chinese Restaurant later tonight!)

I beg to differ! You may not know me yet and you may soon rue the day we met, Mr. Space Ranger, but I am here to warn you that I will not allow you or anyone else to sequester Stoopid Cat in the manner in which you have.

I worked my claws off making sure that our poor little Stoopid Cat got elected Deputy Leader! I went days without cream in order to ensure that I could provide him with two feline friendly Co-Leaders (one of which is my human and very well trained, if I do say so myself!)

You are NOT going to ruin all my hard work!

HRFM Queen Constance "Connie" V
(the power behind the V of the QVC adminsitration!)

PS: Aside to Varalent: Do something about this immediately! Or else! My claws are currently sheathed but you know better that anyone what I can do with them when angered. And boy! I am currently very angry!

Dr. K. Nine ... isn't he a former employee of Hugo Strange? And Stoopid Cat doesn't even like Chinese food! Space Ranger has certainly exceeded his authority here.

Now he's breaking and entering, all over Legion World - and making a mess while he's at it. SECURITY!

Something else else very odd going on here!

Space Ranger,

Stoopid Cat is the elected Deputy Leader here at Legion World. That is no delusion.

Please allow him to resume his duties here at HQ. Things are piling up (and I don't mean in the litterbox)

Hmmm... Quis is just too honest. Like I used to be before the hatred and bigotry against altID's opened my eyes. But once I find IT, I'll show him the truth... He'll believe then...

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(and then they'll all pay)

Space Ranger,

And what hatred and bigotry are you talking about?

The only hatred & bigotry I've seen reently is by Ranger against felines!

But Vee, Spaced Ranger is one of the most trustworthy and loyal Alt IDs on this board, surely f he says there's something amiss with SCat then we should at least give him the benefit of the doubt.

There is some very strange things going on here, indeed!

Space Ranger, Stoopid Cat is the true deputy leader of Legion World, and it is our duty to follow him. I understand that there has often been bigotry against alt ID's, but many of us, myself included, have tried to get past that. I hoped that when I made you the second highest ranking Security Officer, that this would allow an alt ID as honorable as yourself see that there is room for alt ID's on Legion World.

If Space Ranger is keeping Stoopid Cat against his will, something will have to be done...but we of Legion World cannot forget all the good Space Ranger has done for us.

As for Queen Connie--who is this feline figure that suddenly says she worked behind the scenes to get Stoopid Cat elected and has major pull behind the scenes of the Vee/Quis administration? This worries me as well, and makes me trust her very little.

Both felines and alt ID's have suffered from hatred and bigotry for many generations, but we must move past this. We must find peace! *Insert Irony* Or maybe I should have my armies enter Legion World?

FC-don't be blinded by the love for your fellow felines, Queen Connie may not be all that she appears!

Space Ranger- what is it you're looking for, and why do you want us all to pay...how have your eyes been opened...?

What is going to happen next?!

Cobie, you've heard me talk about Connie before. She's my pet (although she thinks of herself as my owner ~ all cats think of themselves as the owners of their "humans")

I have video taped evidence that you need to look at showing Space Ranger kidnapping Connie from SHAKES, an establishment which I partially own. She had every right to be there. He had no right to take her, much less while she was sleeping peacefully.

I'll expect to hear of the arrest of Space Ranger on kidnapping charges immediately!

Vee, that's good to hear about Connie.

As you'll see from a variety of my posts today, I had assumed her to be as much a threat as Space Ranger, but I'm glad those fears are now alleviated.

So Connie is your cat (or you're her pet ), and that's why she says that she is the real power behind the Vee/Quis administration.

I had forgotten that felines have their own customs and speech, and my own ignorance made him consider her threatening. I admit it though--but as Security Chief, my views of the world have been biased.

The main problem now is Space Ranger, and the two felines he's kidnapped, as well as this alt ID revolution he's planning...

She already likes you Cobie. Better be careful or she may claim you as one of her humans as well.

PS: I've had worse jobs!

I'm not sure this is something that above-board actions and legal policies can resolve. Fortunately, cats are well known for their devious, dark-of-night ways, so Stoopid Cat and Queen Connie may liberate themselves before any of us can get there. I just hope Jinx avoids capture. I certainly had no success breaking into Dr. K. Nine's clinic, but I have a few other tricks up my sleeve.

Fortunately - although not entirely surprising - the Inquisitor and Space Ranger don't appear to be garnering much support. No doubt the vast majority of alt-IDs recognize that they are equitably treated and always welcome under the Q-V-S administration.

Nevertheless, one can't entirely discount the allure of gold. If Inquisitor succeeds in bribing enough alt-IDs, we could be in for trouble.

***Rowrrr***

Damn! We missed her again! Well, we can use this tesser-thingie that Vee & that cute little Quis had installed here to get to the Villa without being spotted!

Move it kiddo, I know it feels weird to be transported by these things, but it's much more pleasant than getting kidnapped again!

***Rowrrr***

I'm confused, who were you trying to not miss, oh shit, Sara's here, she's going to want som lesbian attention, gotta go, or she'll be pissed (I hate being her ho)

Reporting for duty as requested in my enrolment forms. Now whats this I hear about pussy

I feel like I've hardly been posting lately, but things have been too busy for me--I like my days slow and easy . I promise to be back to full posting prowess again soon!

So stay out of trouble all of you (except IB, it's fun to watch you get into trouble and have everyone else worry!)

Cobie~ Don't encourage him! He does fine on his own!

What are your teenage years for if not for geting into trouble, right?

I just hope I'm not giving you guys TOO mnay grey hairs...

Not to worry IB. Have fun and take it from me, when you get to a certain age, any hair that continues to grow ~ grey or not ~ is a welcome arrival!

<Brings massive supply of jungle juice into HQ>

Well, no one seems to be around lately, so I might as well hand out jungle juice to anyone passing by! Wait'll they find out it's laced with hallucinagins!

Cobie, I think Vee wants to have a word with you about why people are suddenly jumping of the HQ's roof.