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"You have arrived...finally," murmured the lady in blue. "Though not as anticipated. We expected another in your place. Does this mean the Empress is no more?"

"We? Who are ...", Vee asked.

"I am the Sapphire Seeress. And she is the Scarlet Sorceress," replied the lady in blue indicating another women in brilliant red that appear next to us. "Together we two and the Empress were destined to meet fate head on at this crisis point."

"Who are you? And where is the Empress?" demanded the Scarlet One.

"Dead. Murdered by someone at the start of this nightmare," I answered. "Her Emerald Eye sought me out upon her death and embued me with her power. And it led me here. Apparently to meet the two of you."

Sapphire Seeress and Scarlet Sorceress studied me and exchanged glances for a moment. Finally Sapphire Seeress spoke again.

"This is not how it was ordained," explained the lady in blue. "But it will have to do. Come we must plan our actions so that we may end this insanity soon."

In a puff of blue, we disappeared...

...I wonder if my friend, the Opal Oracle, with be joining them...

Wow, the female Cobalt from Earth-7 is a hottie! And by the way she's checking me out, she's just like me!

Would it be wrong if we, ya know, well...er...ya know.

So that's the Rhodium Rascal. Hmm a little less trampy then I imagined.

Jeepers! Will the inbred demon offspring of Cobie and his Earth-7 counterpart be a major player in the post-Infinite Crisis LMBU?

I fear that it will! She most likely has the same genetic demon seed implanted by Doctor Hoffman. Imagine both demon seeds combining, as well as the added implications of an inter-Earth breeding--thereby imbuing the child with multiversal energies and stuff!

Screw it, I'm horny!

Be with you guys in a thirty min!

Bah, why do I subject myself to this debauchery. I still don't think CK is fully functional. I know if I spread myself around around as much him, the multiverse would take on a pleasant green tint.

:rolleyes:

Where's a firehose when you need one?

someone rang?

Okay, Cobie and Cobie, break it up.

You'd think female Cobie would've learned not to screw around. Birthing demon spawn must really hurt!

So, the "female IB" is just Everyday Girl. That's a relief.

Then I guess, there being only two IBs here, means the other one is... dead?

so if cobie and a non cobie mama makes a demon...what would cobie and cobie mama make??? i cringe at the thought.

(Amora magically reappears for the first time in a long time)

Hath this crisis finally ended?

(Amora looks around)

It doth not seem to have ended. Ahhh, until then...

(Amora magically dissapears for now)

Come to think about it, the multiverse could use some more people with a green tint to their skin.

<Looks for a smart, good-looking blonde>

I'm right here. Although I don't have green skin, but otherwise I fit the brief.

Not quite what i had in mind...

I need to procreate an army of little green men and women..

<at the Hypertime Bar>

Leapin' jeepers! Time itself is acting all crazy right now! I don't know how Captain Lightbulb's speedo became the Hypertime Bar again, but thank goodness.

Whatever happens now, its for real--there are no retcons here, outside of all things...

(Guess I really did have an affair with Cobalt of Earth-7 though. I can't wait to tell Lardy, since he'll appreciate what a weird accomplishment it is!)

...stop looking at me Tamper Lad!

I think you need to cool off. *sends a cold front his way* You too Cobalt Kid's squared. *sends one their way too*

Now. Are we done being in a crisis yet? I want to go back to Rockhopper's place and play with the penguins.

*lies, overloaded, in the timestream, unconscious.*

Reboot!

Screw this recapping thing, I'm gonna try and save him!

And he'll have to owe me one

Oh well in that case you can most definately go adn find someone else. No-one is procreating with me, nuh-huh, now way no how.

*Sound of three Outdoor Miners methodically beating their heads against the barstool.*

I think a round of drinks is in order. Some of us want to forget this whole incident.

sooner rather than later...

NO! NO MORE ALCOHOL.

I have the solution, I've determined the source of the Anti-monitor's powers. Bad things happen because of alcohol.

In fact my earlier lecherous behavior (sorry Chilly) in this thread was caused by a bout with the beer demon.

If the hypertime bar can be converted into the Hypertime Temperance Union, the Anti-monitor will be reduced to a choir boy that we can go to town on.

<TL attacks the kegs and bottles with axes. Booze spills onto the floor as TL goes berserk in a teetotaling rage.>