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Aaaargh! <falls to the ground> The confusion is so great... ...must learn the truth at Hypertime Bar... <gets up slowly> Time to put aside all other things and let my recap abilities, which took years and years of training take over. *Gulp* Now, while everyone plays their role, I will attempt to pull together one of the most confusing LMB storylines in many a year... ...this might take a few days... Be strong LMB... <holds Everyday Girl's hand> Be strong little one... <pain streams into Cobalt's head, as the very idea of pulling together this story causes incalculable suffering...>
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What there was supposed to be a coherent plot line to all this?
<Boots up Compy to read Gregg Easterbrook's "Tuesday Morning Quarterback" column.>
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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hunh? oh sorry i was watching Lost...
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soon you will learn, lmbers, to appreciate the freedom that pure unmoderated chaos brings! my power grows stronger every minute!
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Originally posted by disaster boy:
they might be straight!!! That is the hope!  Oops, better go help or something... not that I really know where to start. The confusion here is great. Oh, I know! *chills sideline crew's beers* There, I'm helpful. 
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Mmmm chilled beer. I'm trying this coffee flavoured one here.
Now I don't have to choose between beer and coffee at 7am.
Silly anti-moderator, there's always time for beer. In fact we could have 12 and still stop you.
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There is a blast of white light and the sounds of a battle. A rip in the space time continuum opens and then thrown through the rip come the bruised and battered figure of Hrun with a torn and bloody Stoopid Cat.
The rip closes quickly.
Hrun stands up and see’s Everyday Girl.
“Hail and well met daughter of the house of Hrun. Tis meet that warriors shall meet here in the halls of death. We stand ready to die and my heart would have been heavy if I had not seen thou again”
He moved across and placed a large arm lovingly around her shoulders.
“but why dost thou wear the clothing of the southern civilisation” he asked accusingly?
Before he could answer another white cloud energy vortex appeared and dragged Hrun away.
“Remember Child, we love thee, If we die a warriors death then be not sad, but rejoice for we shall meet again in the Halls of our forefathers, we shall……….”
Then Hrun was gone.
Outdoor Miner (all three of them) looked at each other, shrugged and turned back to the barman and asked for three, three’fers
As he cleaned a glass the barman of the Hypertime Bar smiled as he thought………...
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Hey alternate Tamper Lad from the dimension where the AFL and NFL merged, be happy that you still have football to watch.
In my reality the leagues didn't merge leading to the self-destruction of the sport due to escalating salaries in the disco seventies era.
Now where's that coffee-flavoured beer you were mentioning?
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Jeepers! What should have been a straightforward mission to the Hypertime Bar is turning into a confusing, convuluted mess!
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i got yer beer right here, you ingrates! ![[Linked Image]](http://www.welaf.com/resources/files/1103604776.jpg)
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My God, he's opened a window into the most horrible alternate world of them all....
A World Without.......Beer....
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Sweet Grolsch, I shall avenge thee.
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
My God, he's opened a window into the most horrible alternate world of them all....
[b] A World Without.......Beer....[/b] That's not true! The women produce beer instead of milk, that's right, it's BREAST BEER!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
My God, he's opened a window into the most horrible alternate world of them all....
[b] A World Without.......Beer.... [/b] The man is obviously evil and must be stopped. I'll come off the sidelines for this one... oh yes. Ooooh yes.
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you've just galvanized the entire legion anti-moded!
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Yeah we might come from different places and have different goals in life, but we are united in our love of beer. Funnily named or not.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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What a sad world! Count me in! I've had a nice rest and I'm ready to go!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Originally posted by Hrun the Barbarian:
There is a blast of white light and the sounds of a battle. A rip in the space time continuum opens and then thrown through the rip come the bruised and battered figure of Hrun with a torn and bloody Stoopid Cat.
The rip closes quickly.
Hrun stands up and see’s Everyday Girl.
“Hail and well met daughter of the house of Hrun. Tis meet that warriors shall meet here in the halls of death. We stand ready to die and my heart would have been heavy if I had not seen thou again”
He moved across and placed a large arm lovingly around her shoulders.
“but why dost thou wear the clothing of the southern civilisation” he asked accusingly?
Before he could answer another white cloud energy vortex appeared and dragged Hrun away.
“Remember Child, we love thee, If we die a warriors death then be not sad, but rejoice for we shall meet again in the Halls of our forefathers, we shall……….”
Then Hrun was gone.
OHMYGOD!!!! DADDY NUMBER 2!!!! NOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN!!!!
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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Ohmygod, they won't let me have any beer anyway, but I've already found and lost two extra-universal, time-lost, "Daddies" to this stupid crisis, so Mr. Anti-Moderator, Yer TOAST! <Pulls Twin 9mm Beretta VLK Pistols, checks magazines, and ensures very special hand loaded cartridges are chambered> No One, Nobody, find that azzhole for me, I need some target practice...
Hi! How are you?
<click-click> <span style="font-size: 15px;">BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!</span>
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Wow Ev-G sure has a lot of daddies. Are you guys sure that the Anti-Monitor isn't this universe's version of Maury Povich.
OMG, it makes sense. This whole crisis, all it's been a paternity testing episode of some inane talkshow.
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Now that is a terrible threat. We must stop him for the good of society!!
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So far, so good. I've been able to stay out of the fray without notice so I can follow the instructions of the Eye. Somewhere around here in the little isolated corner of Hypertme are two others I have to find. Don't know who or why but I better find them fast or it could be all over for life as we know it!
Wait! What's that bluish glow over there in the far corner?
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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I don't like beer. Ick.
So, I've not been paying attention, what's been going on then?
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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