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<watches from mini-omnimonitor>

Get 'em Hrun!

Even with Hrun's bererker rage, things still look bleak! This just in: the deadline has been eaten by entropy! Now this story will be spilling into the weekend and early next week!

And I don't even understand what's going on!

But don't let that stop you from joining in.

LAM soars aloft over the marauding manboobies, wondering just how the back-up of dancing Richard Simmons clones will turn the tide - or if the manboobies will just turn away in fright!

At the merest touch of his trusty amulet, at least two of the replicants vanish in Irwin Allen-esque fashion - leaving behind a trail of cosmic dust...which is dispersed by the gentle winds...

*The LMBP Spectre holds tightly onto the hands of Gay-lispo, funneling his power into the anti-matter spheres that are encompassing Legion World. The true nature of Gay-lipso shines brightly, and it is far too fabulous for others to gaze upon. To do so brings certain death!*

"Tamper Lad, others...please protect us as we hold off the Anti-Monitor..."

now's the time to start gettin' serious!

<wipes out smurf village>

Bah Tamper do this, Tamper do that. She sounds like my former girlfriend. The things I do...

Alright we need a defensive perimeter... Let's see what is left in the aresenal.

<Surveys the chaotic scenes of battle.>

This should do nicely, I can protect the group fighting the Anti-Monitor by using my weapon to slow the rest of the battle down.

<The battlefield excluding the Anti-monitor fight is encased in a huge matrix of collagen protein tightly linked into a solid cube. The booby men find themselves literally swimming in the gel.>

Those communistic Smurfs deserve what they get.

There's no use trying to get on my good side now.

Do any of the Smurfs post on Legion World? Talk about being a non-sequitur...

<hits lmb with crazy monsoon weather>

Bah I'll save Smurf village. Nova blow up the dam. Now we can open up that land for logging.

<The dam above Smurf Village is destroyed, putting out the fire. There is only a small price to be payed as the flood drowns the remaining smurfs.>

To prevent the A-M from launching any more anti-matter attacks, I'm having Compy create a magnetic envelope around this battlefield.

I think I can fix this weather.
<concentrates, spreads arms and the monsoon becomes a gentle snow flurry>.

Wow! That took a lot. I'll sit out this next round.

<Looks around at the gelatinized battlefield, now dry.>

Hmmm threat taken care of for the moment, and Spectre's busy, Nova Girl's busy. No one to boss me around.

<Tunes Compy to hockey game, pulls out a Sleeman's Cream Ale and starts cursing players in Franglais>

Ummm... Mr. Tamper, is dereliction of duty a "shoot on sight" offense?

Just asking you understand...

I can multitask...

Dern it, forgot about Deputy Debbie.

Don't fret, Rockhopper, the snow-field is no more, thanks to my amulet...

Tamper Lad, do you need an assist, dude?

QUIET LAM. don't draw either Nova Girl or the Spectre's attention to me. The situation is in hand for now and the last thing I need is to told to take out the trash.

Oh Mr. Tamper, Miss Nova left you this note...

And that Nice Miss Spectre said for you to "Pay Attention Canucklehead."

What's a Canucklehead?

No small thanks to Rockhopper Lad's snow drift...

Well Ev-G a Canuckle head is someone who says eh at the end of every sentence, eh? And generally we like stronger tasting beer than our neighbours, eh?

Now let me see what that note is aboot, eh?

It says listen to the Spectre, yadda yadda yadda...

Is the Spectre on our side, or does she have a specific agenda of her own...Sorry, just my Psyche-paranoia acting up again

Is the Spectre on our side, or does she have a specific agenda of her own...Sorry, just my Psyche-paranoia acting up again...