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Dances erotically, never touching a pole, but as for her body, that's a different story.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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How much for a table dance?
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You don't have that kind of money.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Oh, I don't know about that...
Take Visa? How about Master Card?
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And were are you going to slide them?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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 I think I could come up with a place...
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Begins to give Loser a lap dance.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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YES!
Does this place have a VIP room?!?
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Watches Abin double post.
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Watches Abin double post.
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The slaps him and steals his wallet
Then quickly takes the credit cards.
~tee-hee~
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Dang! 
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By a double post!
Splits the take with RavenArcanna...
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Kisses Abin, runs to the jukebox, kicks it.
All the money comes out, scoops it up and runs before she get's caught.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Is that really appropriate behavior for a Security Officer?
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Returns, realizing that she's a security officer and has immunity. Looks at the jukebox, makes Loser fix it and tells him "I'll lock you in a dungeon and you'll only get some from my homosexual dog if you don't do a good job."
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Sorry, the correct answer was "Yep! Legion World Security Officers are above the law!"...
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FIX THE DAMN MACHINE OR THERE WON'T BE ANY BLOOD LEFT IN YOUR BODY!!!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Yes ma'am.
*fixes machine*
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Good boy, wanna play, does the good boy want to play fetch?
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Hey just because I can turn into a dog now doesn't mean you have to treat me like one. I have my dignity damnit!
Ooh! Is that a Milkbone?!?
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