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Vee great to see ya I still haven't seen my Brother though and I'll just have a beer!!!!

Only when THEY set them, Stoopid Cat! I've been owned by too many cats to not know that!

Here's a nice cold draft for you Icy!

**Purr**

I Like You!

**Purr**

I'd like a Fellows Martini and a Va-Va-Va-Vee, in honor of the two wonderful proprietors of this establishment!

I'll just take a beer.

But I'll hoist it in tribute to our barkeeps.

I'll join you for that toast! Let me grab a Bass and then a tribute to Vee and Semi!

Semi,

I was wondering if I could borrow the piano so I could have some entertainment on my porch during the election?

Sorry Quis, the piano is too important a part of the ambience of SHAKES but you can borrow the dance pole if you'd like!

I may borrow that later when I have some private entertaining to do.

Scandal:

Shakes Regular caught being a "Private Dancer"... some say, "A Dancer for Money"

But all the money goes to charity. to widows and orphans. honest.

Vee, dear the dance pole belongs to me!!!!!

What about stray animals? I'm sure your dancing could bring in enough to support them too.

And another thing, who said you were the Shakes Reqular involved in the Scandal. Good of you to take responsibility though... don't know how well that will transfer to political success, but you are a man of character.

Bar keep... another round, and get my friend here some pasties.

I guess I'd should earn my keep by serving as barkeep for a while (since I'm here drinking anyway!)

Minesurfer, I think I can handle making the round of drinks but I'm not sure where they keep the pasties around here. I did see a boutique down the street, maybe they have some there?

Hey Condo, glad to see you're pulling your weight around here. How about making me a drink while your at it?

Sorry Kid! Didn't realize you were here. What do you want?

How bout a beer! Vee says that have every brand imaginable here so surprise me with something different

Here you go. This is different, at least I haven't seen it before. Have an El Presidente in honor of the elections!

Cool!

Ummm...Pol are you sure you're allowed to be drinking alcohol with the meds you've been taking?

CARDED! All of you!

If you don't have any pasties, you can do one of two things...

1. Either wet some bar napkins and stick them on.

or

2. You're gonna have to staple the napkins on.

It's really upto the parties involved.

Good to see Pol and Condo here, and you too Minesurfer!

Quis, Vee, Semi, Icey, Stu, everyone else...how about a drink? I know OM won't mind starting at ten in the morning...

<pours beer, shot of whiskey>

<Enters through triple marine varnished authentic antique swinging saloon doors. Goes to back room and takes out dance pole. Installs it and polishes it.> Icey will like this. <Turns on holo-music vid and relaxes as "I Love the Nightlife" fills the bar.>